Want a free T-shirt? How about 8 free T-shirts, balled up and launched over the course of 1 second straight at your face? The T-Shirt Gatling Gun, a direct descendent of the rapid-fire weapon used to wage battle during the Civil War, is a real crowd-pleaser, and wholesome fun for the whole fam damily. Its projectiles catapult 150+ feet from point of origin, and while it has no aim per se, probably the worst an errant T-Shirt will do is spill a $12 stadium beer or take out a low-flying bird.
If you know a guy who purchases the Gatling Gun, we recommend becoming his Yes Man, or at the very least remaining on his good side at all costs. Because obviously anyone with $4 grand to drop on a T-shirt launcher is going to use it for nefarious purposes. Water balloons. Eggs. Canine fecal matter. The gun comes with 2, 6-volt batteries, a mobile cart, wheels, and a tool kit. A 20 lb. non-siphoned CO2 tank is also required, but not included.