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Star Wars Headphones

By: on February 12, 2015
$87.99 - $129.99
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Who from a galaxy far, far away best represents your tastes in jams? In this corner, it's me, Vader, and Ariana Grande, all minxy and Sith-like, for sure. But if you're more Taylor Swift pure, committed to doing what's right and using the Force of legs that don't stop 'til next Tuesday, maybe the Rebel Alliance version of STREET by 50's Star Wars on-ear headphones are the better fit for you.

Created especially for fanboys ready to turn their love of the Star Wars franchise into earmuffs, these wired headphones profess sleekness, durability, and total comfort. They are fitted with professionally tuned 40mm drivers for clarity and richness without distortion, and quiescent passive noise cancellation so wearers can maintain their active lifestyles without the world infiltrating the best part of "Uptown Funk".

Styles in the Star Wars headphones collection include Galactic Empire, Rebel Alliance, Stormtrooper, and Boba Fett. Each package also includes a Star Wars embossed carry case, Star Wars branded removable cable with 3-click mic, cleaning cloth, 1st edition Star Wars poster, stickers, and Certificate of Authenticity.

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