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Triple Jet Flame Butane Torch Lighter

By: on December 01, 2015
$11.99
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"The fire that you choose to benefit you in your daily motion is essential." Whoa. Is Scorch Torch a manufacturer of lighters or a celebrity spiritual advisor? I just think your Triple Jet Flame butane torch is cool, dudes, and I'm glad to hear it won't blow out at the hint of a breeze. I'm not expecting it to, like, guide me toward enlightenment or ignite the evolution of my malnourished soul.

The Triple Jet Flame from (Sensei? Guru? Jedi Master?) Scorch Torch is a refillable cigarette and cigar lighter with a built-in punch tool. It has a piezo electric ignition with adjustable tri-flame control and auto-open safety cap. It looks like something you might find inside a Terminator, which I guess is kind of fitting because the sage Scorch Torch also claims their lighter will be your "inextinguishable ally in the modern world."

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