Food & Drink

The Deer Bong

$24.99 The Deer Bong »

Oh beer, where'd I put my deer bong? Whoops! I mean, oh dear, where'd I put my...hey, on second thought...

HeadLimes Clip-On Citrus Squeezers

$14.99 Amazon »

HeadLimes, citrus squeezers you can clip onto your beverage bottle, glass, or plastic cup, seem like they could make a Top 20 list of the year's most unnecessary inventions. Is it really that hard to use your fingers...

The Chiller Iceless Beverage Cooler

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Triple-fist it and keep all 3 of your drinks icy cold with The Chiller. Described as a "portable beverage refrigerator" The Chiller's walls are lined with gel that, when frozen overnight, creates a koozie of cold that...

WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm

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Wine-stained teeth - and clothes, and carpets - have plenty of products focused on them, and the removal of the red devil from those places that make it a buzzkill. WineBlock sets itself apart as a prevention of, rather...

Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler

$179.95 Amazon »

Pelican coolers are always heavy-duty, but most of them are also usually heavy-heavy. The Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler reduces the grandaddy versions' size and weight, plus trades in their hard shells for a puncture-resistant...

Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer

$57 Amazon »

Hot diggity-dog, with a Coca-Cola on the side. Though you'll have to buy the sodie separately, the Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer more than makes up for what it lacks in Coke reservoirs with a giant lower tray...

Coffee Pot Mug

$24.97 Amazon »

Hey, this mini coffee pot mug looks like what I want to do with the full-size coffee pot every morning! Called the Cupa Joe, Barbuzzo's shrunken version of the classic brewer's vessel is a spot-on replica, with the exception...

The Ice Cream Canteen - Vacuum Insulated Pint Container

$35 - $39 Kickstarter »

If the Ice Cream Canteen can really vacuum-insulate pints of mint chip and Phish Food for hours on the go, then I'll scream, you'll scream, we'll all scream for ice cream like never before. Ben & Jerry's at the summit...

SodaStream "Tori" 90s-Themed Sparkling Water Maker

$90 SodaStream »

9021H2O. SodaStream and Tori Spelling have teamed up to hawk a limited edition "Tori" 90s-themed sparkling water maker. Yeah, both the pairing and the idea we need a limited edition countertop sparkling water maker seemed...

Mature Monday Shark Travel Mug

$22 Amazon »

Happy Shark Week 2019 and, more importantly, Happy Monday, all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed whippersnappers ready to tear off a piece of Day 1 like a ravenous great white. Here's an inspirational Lennymud travel mug...

Lifesaver Jerrycan Water Filter

$289.99 Amazon »

The Lifesaver Filtering Jerrycan welcomes nature's cesspools - up to 5 gallons of them at a time, and up to 5,300 gallons over the life of the internal filter. The classic, vehicle-friendly jerrycan container is able...

The CrunchCup - Mix-As-You-Eat Portable Cereal Cup

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It's not that the CrunchCup thinks cereal and milk don't mix well, the purveyor of portable breakfast just thinks they don't mix well on-the-go. Via a pair of nested, isolated cups with their own openings, the CrunchCup...

Vegas-Style Flashing Food Toppers

$3.64 - $8.38 Amazon »

Flashing Food Toppers? Psshh, no way. Why waste a vintage Vegas-style neon "Eat Me" on a chocolate cake when I can attach it to my belt buckle? Or "Happy Birthday" on confetti cupcakes when She-Ra: Princess of Power keeps...

Shake & Pop Open Fire Popcorn Popper

$29.99 Amazon »

It's the weekend, time to Shake & Pop, baby! This open fire popcorn popper has a traditional (i.e., olden days) look, but is made of lightweight, durable aluminum instead of, say, cast iron or bedrock. You can get your...

Morning Wood Bamboo Travel Mug

$19.90 Morning Wood »

Ah, Morning Wood to help the rest of you feel as wakey, wakey as your morning wood. Props to the travel mug for its resourcefulness both in incorporating eco-friendly bamboo as a hot / cold drink insulator, and in giving...

Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat Avocado Mug

$14.95 - $18.95 Etsy »

Don't worry, you're the good kind of fat. I mean, it's a compliment right? And with avocados being all the millennial rage right now, an adorable avocado mug that says "Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat" seems like...

Happy Bowl - One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$22.99 Amazon »

I don't know why the Happy Bowl images indicate the one-piece silicone placemat and bowl is for children because this grown ass man would be very Happy Bowl to have one too. An unbreakable bowl built into a placemat!...

ICK Mug

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Just in time for wedding season, an ICK Mug to pair with the UNT Mug. Who still needs a cake topper?...

Edible Glitter

$6.99 Amazon »

Edible glitter. Or, in slang terms, edible herpes of the craft world. Uh...better stick with its official title here...

Chicago Brick Oven Mobile Outdoor Pizza Oven

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I'm not sure if Chicago Brick Oven's wood-burning mobile outdoor pizza oven is a piece of essential tailgating gear as advertised, but if you're thinking of a career change - say, from mind-numbing 9 to 5 office worker...

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Unicorn Mug

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Who better to deliver the message than a unicorn? No, a-hole, it's not a mug, it's a Shuh Duh Fuh Cup! With a side of rainbows, stars, and two giant birds...

ICEBREAKER Twist & Serve Ice Cube Tray

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Hey, it's a pepper grinder for water. The ICEBREAKER is an ice cube mold with a twist & serve dispensing lever on the top. Move the lever to the side to fill the tray, stick it in the freezer for...however long it takes...

HMM Cast Iron & Teak Coffee Scoop

$38.25 Amazon »

HMM calls their coffee scoop the Sqoop. And what the scoop on this Sqoop is, is that it combines a square cast iron dipper with a solid teak wood handle to create a bean transporter your Colombian dark roast will feel...

Liquid Body Flasks

$47.80 - $52.58 Amazon »

A flask on the outside that looks like what's on the inside. Liquid Body Flasks are an award-winning booze carrier design from Brooklyn studio The Principals. They don't so much look like they're defying their assigned...