Food & Drink

Roccbox Portable Outdoor Pizza Oven

$499 Amazon »

Is your pizza dough ready to Rocc? The Roccbox is a portable outdoor pizza oven from Gozney. Fueled with your choice of gas or wood, the wee footprint of the Roccbox is able to fire up to 932 degrees F, and cook a Neapolitan...

Mr. & Mrs. Lee Portable Chopsticks

$24.99 Animi Causa »

According to Anima Causa, the Mr. & Mrs. Lee Portable Chopsticks "cut down the usage of disposable chopsticks while they, themselves, are functional to the max as every part has its own role." Did you hear that, Zack...

Eggplant Sauce Bottle

$18 Amazon »

Sure, you can call this condiment conveyor an "Eggplant Sauce Bottle," but we all know the anatomical emoji brought to culinary life is really only suitable for mayo. At least if you're to provide the most fun, funny...

What Now Bitch? T-Rex Coffee Mug

$17.95 Amazon »

The expression of pure joy on the What Now Bitch? T-Rex's face probably brings me more joy than the mug's sentiment itself...

CrazyCap UV Water Bottle Purifier

$62.99 - $69.99 Amazon »

Doesn't sound so crazy to me to want clean drinking water. But maybe the CrazyCap, a UV water purifier that screws right on top of your water bottle, takes its name from the anticipated public response to hearing this...

Ring Pop Shot Glass Set

Sold Out Amazon »

Rings of Sapphire Gin, Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka, and Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila. They may not signify a marriage proposal, but a proposal to get engaged with shots downed from these Ring Pop Shot Glasses isn't a bad Valentine's...

X-Men Wolverine Corn Cob Holders

$9.99 GameStop »

Forget enemies and evil villains, what you really need some indestructible adamantium dagger claws to put in check is your corn on the cob. These new Wolverine corn cob holders - delightfully named Corn on the Claws -...

OnMyWhey Portable Protein & Supplement Powder Keychains

$15.99 Amazon »

A keychain-sized tub of protein powder? No whey! Yes whey, my shake-sipping friends, and not only that. These portable protein and supplement powder keychains are even called OnMyWhey, so they, much like myself, are as...

Finger Fork

$7.41 - $10.91 Shapeways »

I don't know if attaching a Finger Fork to one of your digits would make it easier or harder, more or less pleasant to chow down. Designer JC Karich envisions the Inspector Gadget-style extensions as fun ways for kiddos...

Oreo Mug Ultimate Dunking Gift Set

Discontinued

Milk & cookies for Santa served in an Ultimate Oreo Dunking Set? Uh...maybe he can have my sloppy seconds after I get my cookie-sloshin' game on...

Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$149.99 - $219.99 Amazon »

Nitro cold brew for under 4 bucks a pop, courtesy of the Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Unlike standard cold brew coffee makers (i.e., jars with steepers) Royal Brew adds nitrogen and a keg to the percolating...

Funnel Gag Beer Bong

$59.99 Etsy »

Who needs a gag gift? Yuk, yuk, yuk. Or rather, Glug, glug, glug if you're using the Funnel Gag Beer Bong correctly and like the Natty-Light-guzzling slave you are...

The Mighty Carver - Electric Chainsaw Carving Knife

$79.99 Amazon »

With the Mighty Carver, you can go from carving up the neighbors on Halloween to carving up the turkey on Thanksgiving without even taking a beat to swap tools! Really!...

The Choco Flaker

Sold Out Amazon »

Boska Holland hasn't just done the world a wondrous service in creating the Choco Flaker, they've done it in naming this super swell topping maker the "Choco Flaker." Not that Choco Flaker isn't the most logical name...

Don't Be a C*ck Sucker Coffee Mug

$10.99 Amazon »

Coffee mugs with inspirational messages - my favorite! Coffee mugs with inspirational messages delivered as a clever and colorful rebus - weeee! Best gift for the office ever. This one depicts a rooster with a lollipop...

Captain Morgan Hot Sauce Cannon

Sold Out Amazon »

So...I guess Captain Morgan makes hot sauce? And...decided to attach the bottle to a mock cannon so you can, like, roll out, and fire off the spice at mealtime? Are rum and hot sauce even a thing?...

Stroodles Biodegradable Pasta Straws

$4.25 - $16 Stroodles »

Sometimes when you've got problems that are real noodle bakers - preserving the environment, slowing climate change, reducing waste - the simple act of baking noodles can help solve them. Stroodles are biodegradable drinking...

Cooking Essentials Travel Kit

$28 Amazon »

A pinch of salt here, a square of foil there, a fat douse of sriracha on top - it's a gourmet meal in Room 204 at the Motel 6 thanks to the Cooking Essentials Travel Kit from Dash Provisions. Really?...

Chip Fingers Finger Covers

$12.99 Amazon »

I like storing some flavor for later under my fingernails and in my cuticle beds as much as the next dude, but Chip Fingers might be a useful tool for the times I have to hand out papers in work meetings, or touch my...

Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein

Discontinued

Egg-->Facehugger-->Chestburster-->Xenomorph. Even at under a foot tall the Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein lives up to its name in its representation of Xenomorph evolution. I've never felt less inclined...

Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass

$19.99 Amazon »

Teeheehee and Yukyukyuk, a Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass that goes from morning mug to goblet o' good times with the same flick of the wrist as the hourglass that counts down to get your there...

Adventure Chef Folding Culinary Tool Collection

$49 - $249 Kickstarter »

Chef Adam Glick cooks on yacht charters, and calls both himself and his new collection of culinary tools the "Adventure Chef." Made in partnership with kitchen knife and tool brand Messermeister, the set gives people...

Fries on the Fly Universal Car French Fry Holder

$5.89 Amazon »

When you're driving, fries on the fly usually means fries between the thighs. Fries on the passenger seat in a giant to-go bag that keeps tilting away from you and surrendering fries to the floor and cracks between the...

PopSockets PopThirst Drink Holders

$15 PopSockets »

Phone clutching fans of PopSockets PopGrips, prepare for PopThirst to further change your life of secure and ergonomic holding. PopThirst koozies with integrated PopGrips are the company's newest design, and the first...