Nalgene Tritan Glow in the Dark Water Bottle
- Nalgene Tritan Narrow Mouth BPA-Free Water Bottle - $19.99
- Nalgene HDPE 48oz Silo Wide Mouth BPA-Free Water Bottle - $12.00
- Guyot Designs Alien Splash Guard for Wide Mouth Nalgene - $6.47
- Star Sport Glow In the Dark Frisbee - $14.99
- LED Sports Flashing Reflective Armband with High Visibility Light - $8.99
I was just thinking Nalgenes are the like the LP record of water bottles, and then I scrolled down to this Nalgene Tritan glow in the dark water bottle's description and saw Nalgene themselves call their bottles "The original. The trailblazer. The Sir Edmund of water bottles."
Uh, who the wide-mouthed hydration is Sir Edmund?*
In any case, Nalgene water bottles kind of started the trend of buying reusable water bottles, particularly for athletes and outdoor pursuits. Their classic Tritan 32-ounce wide mouth bottle is shown here with a light green coloring that glows dark green in the dark. It's an easy find for campers and backpackers who need a drink in the middle of the night, as well as the pedestrians in my city, who habitually wear all dark colors and cross the street whenever and wherever they want without looking up from their phones.
*Per Wikipedia, New Zealand mountaineer and explorer.
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