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Chihuahua Taco Holders

By: on December 21, 2013
$27.99
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Yo quiero three large divots carved out of my back so I can hold tacos for gringos. Meet Tito...and his twin brother Tito...a duo of chihuahuas eager to liven up your Taco Tuesday with their droll method of tortilla shell transport and delivery. Guaranteed to be mas bueno than your current taco-holding apparatus. The two Titos are also far superior to attempts to balance upright tacos against the lips of dinner plates, which 70% of the time result in an outpouring of taco guts.

Unlike real chihuahuas, Tito & Tito do not bite. They still fart though. Incessantly.

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