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Zombie Head Chocolates

By: on February 01, 2012
Zombie Head Chocolates
  • Zombie Head Chocolates
  • Zombie Head Chocolates
  • Zombie Head Chocolates
  • Zombie Head Chocolates
  • Zombie Head Chocolates
Discontinued

Zombies of the earth unleash a collective wail as they witness humans' discovery of why they eat brains: brains taste like chocolate covered cherries. Now the competition for cranial acquisition and consumption is going to increase exponentially. And since some humans are smarter, and most better looking, than zombies, they're going to have the edge. Plus, humans can reproduce and eat their own babies, thus providing a renewable and sustainable food source, while zombies are at the top of the food chain, with no means of adaptation. Sugary fruit goo enshrined in rich dark chocolate...given the obesity stats in Mississippi, the zombie populations of Biloxi and Oxford will probably be pushed into Arkansas within the week. Shoulda kept that game-changing info on lockdown, zombies, instead of trying to get in on the American dream, and make a buck off Valentine's Day. Now we're just going to kill each other before you can get to us. Survival of the fittest, bitches.

Zombie Head Bon Bons come 6 to a sweet gift box, are, naturally, made in the USA, and were invented and designed by the smartest of our kind over at ThinkGeek.