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World's Largest Box of Nerds Candy

By: on December 23, 2014
World's Largest Box of Nerds Candy
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This looks healthy. A little grand finale to the Christmas ham and candied yams? (And apple pie, fudge, half a dozen of those Corn Flake cookies dyed green and shaped like wreaths....) The World's Largest Box of Nerds is 2.2 pounds of many things. Probably around 5 pounds of pure body fat (and how exactly does that work?!) A week's worth of feeling like you've got medieval knights jousting in your stomach. $1100 in fillings at the dentist. And, if you finish them fast enough, maybe even a special trophy in recognition of the feat.

Ring in 2015 with the World's Largest Box of Nerds and relish the last of your grape- and strawberry-flavored sugar before the New Year's resolutions take effect. They're also handy to have around 6 to 10 days later when the resolutions start teetering on the edge of the sill, and then go plummeting out the window.