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Real Action Crossbow Set

By: on July 08, 2017

Armed only with suction cup arrows, I'm not sure how much real action I'd get using the Real Action Crossbow Set. Could be fun to shoot at the fridge. Or She-Ra: Princess of Power's butt cheeks. But the suction cups wouldn't stick to those.

And the Real Action Retaliation I'd be faced with would definitely cancel out the satisfaction of hitting my target.

Probably best to take the toy crossbow to the office.

The crossbow fires is suction cupped flyers up to 20', and includes a laser sight scope to align your aim with your target.

Real Action Crossbow Sets are available at a 60% discount for a limited time.

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