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The Fiddle Stick

The Fiddle Stick is a fidget toy, yes. But a fidget toy made by the magicians (no really, literal magicians) at Ellusionist is never just a fidget toy. They think of the Fiddle Stick more like a "one-handed Nunchucks...

Dyson V6 Cordless Handheld Vacuum

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The Dyson V6 is a bagless, cordless handheld vacuum ideal for sucking the suckage out of small crevices, and awkward areas, such as your baseboards, the space between your fridge and the wall, and you car. Oh. and your...

The Carry-On Closet Suitcase

$225 - $245 Amazon »

Know someone who likes to pack their whole closet when they travel? Given them a Carry-On Closet. The carry-on bag from Solgaard's LifePack series is a sturdy, hard-shelled suitcase with an aluminum frame, TSA-approved...

VylyV Male Sexual Performance Boosting Underwear

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VylyV underwear take the methods of the Private Gym penis trainer and invite you to shove them down your shorts. The app-enabled, sensor-embedded briefs guide men through a series of (s)exercises intended to improve performance...

Lifepack Solar Powered & Anti-Theft Backpack

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Lifepack backpacks don't come stuffed with parachutes. Or defibrillators. Or bulletproof shields. They're not that kind of Lifepack. These solar-powered, anti-theft bags earn their name more from the perks they add to...

The Hippie Rebel Vaporizer

A Hippie Rebel. Aren't those terms contradictory? Or are they redundant? Analogous? Synonyms for "unorthodox"? Synonyms for "douchebag"? So many people have so many different feelings about hippies and rebels. Which is...

Air Deck Travel-Optimized Playing Cards

$13.71 Amazon »

Air Deck claims to be "the world's first truly travel-optimized playing cards." And at about half the width of standard poker cards, I can tell they've at least got the part about fitting on the tiny little tray tables...

Muse Auto: Alexa Voice Assistant for Cars

$56.86 Amazon »

Ahhh, my Alexa, my muse. Nothing comes between me and my Amazon Echo. Except, like, leaving the house. At least that's how it used to be, back before Muse Auto arrived to keep the (figurative, Bluetooth) cord connected...

DUN Wallet - World's Thinnest Leather Billfold

$70 Amazon »

Got a big fat fattie...wallet? DUN DU-DUN DUN! Be careful, my friend, because that billfold stuffed large with taco truck loyalty cards and receipts from Trader Joe's is just gonna keep growing. Pulsing. Bulging at the...

TREBLAB XR800 Sports Bluetooth Earphones

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Treblab's XR800s are wireless (albeit not "truly wireless") sport earphones. They have earhooks to prevent them from falling out, and are designed to be IPX7 water- and sweat-resistant for extreme! activities in extreme!...

Nix Mini Color Sensor

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Nix the guesswork, nix the confusion, and nix the redos with the Nix Mini, a color sensor that scans any hued surface, saves the data to your phone or tablet, and matches it to an existing color library of over 28,000...

The High Knife

$60 High Knife »

The High Knife is all about getting high on life. But it can't encompass every facet of your life's joys and gratifications, so the Swiss Army Knife-style multi-tool has chosen to focus on a particular category of them:...

SMRT Reaper Nano Blade

$29.95 SMRT Gadget »

The SMRT Reaper Nano Blade's a grower not a shower. The circular multi-tool knife hangs from your keychain as a stylized disc that could be nothing more than a show of your taste in stainless steel trinkets. But when...

PenSimple Premium Herb Grinder & Dispenser

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PenSimple can't deliver a drop of ink to paper, but who cares? Once you use the portable herb grinder to dispense a round of green you're not going to have the focus or fine motor skills to write anything down anyway...

Wanle Gamers Console for iPhone

$19.95 - $39.95 Wanle »

iPhone and Game Boy hook up in this Gamers Console from Wanle. The case comes compatible with iPhone versions 7 to X, and once snapped in place it will give you access to 10 classic Nintendo games, including Tetris, Tank...

Tame the Beast Nutt Butter

$19 Amazon »

Tame the Beast's Nutt Butter isn't for no spreadin' on sammiches! ... Unless you're making a MAN SAMMICH! Nutt Butter is a multipurpose lotion whose primary purpose is to spruce up your nuts. It's a salve for your sack...

IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light

$10.77 Amazon »

Light up your john as bright as your Christmas tree with an IllumiBowl Toilet Night Light. Clark Griswold-approved, the IllumiBowl gives you: A) an alternative to blasting your eyes with the overhead light in the bathroom...

BullRest Memory Foam Travel Pillow

$59.99 BullBird Gear »

The BullRest travel pillow's designers - medical, industrial, and product engineers - report that this memory-foam-packed airplane companion is easy to pack and carry since it's 80% smaller than standard travel pillows...

BaKblade 2.0 Back Shaver

$29.95 - $34.95 Amazon »

Dang, when did the BaKblade 2.0 come out? I asked for the original version of this DIY, over-the-shoulder back shaver for Christmas (thank you, Mama!) but if I'd known BaKblade was releasing a newer and sexier version...

Grocery Gripps Carrier

$12.95 Amazon »

Grocery Gripps are nylon webbing straps that consolidate bags and redistribute their carrying weight out of your hands. They are recommended by 1 out of 1 Harry Connick Juniors! (He reviewed Grocery Gripps as "Worth the...

Pocket Samurai Titanium Keychain Knife

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StatGear knows we can't all be samurais, but we can all carry a pocket knife. And if they shape their Tanto blades like katanas, put some Japanese characters on them, and call them Pocket Samurais, maybe sliding the titanium...

Cryptolite Cold Storage Wallets

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Cash, check*, card, or crypto? If you've graduated from mere paper and plastic to the digital currency worlds of Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, Ripple, Monero, Dogecoin, Deep Onion, Tron, Elecroneum, ZCoin...did I miss...

TAMO Charge-N-Glow MFi-Certified Lightning Cable

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Does your iPhone, like Gloria Gaynor, love the nightlife? Does it got to boogie on the disco 'round? Oh. Yea. The maybe it would like one of TAMO's Charge-N-Glow MFi-certified lightning cables to match its funky, get-down...

DIY Bionic Robot Lizard

$65.99 SunFounder »

Over 100 parts help this Bionic Robot Lizard take shape, and 3 servos help make it walk, but they can all do their job only if you do yours. The DIY kit from Sunfounder promotes STEM education for both beginning and advanced...