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Ostrich Pillow Light

By: on August 28, 2017

Order of Business the First: Get an Ostrich Pillow Light. Order of Business the Second: Steal that dude's blue plaid shirt and sweet ass mustache. Order of Business the Third: Crown self King of both Cool and Chill. Order of Business the Fourth: Take nap.

Remember the original Ostrich Pillow? Its makers subsequently came out with this Ostrich Pillow Light to make people seeking power naps on the plane, bus, and park bench look slightly less like people who went of his their again. The Light looks to provide comfort and support to snoozers on the go with a sweatshirt-y outside, a fleece-y inside, a silicon-covered micro-bead stuffing, and 2 different options for wear.

Pull the Ostrich Pillow Light over your head and down to your neck, and adjust its elastic drawstring to use it as a neck support, or keep it at eye and temple level to go more head-in-the-micro-beads style and wear the Ostrich like an oversized sleep mask.

In addition to being squishy and accommodating to necks and melons of different shapes, the Ostrich Pillow Light's micro-beads muffle sound without adding significant weight. Bury your head in one for 13% off Ostrich Pillow retail value for a limited time.

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