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Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo & Duo (NSFW)

By: on January 17, 2016
$99 - $139
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It's not that obvious what a Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo or Duo is just by looking at it. Could be some sort of silicone heat-resistant pot-holder and meat-grabber something for the kitchen. But it's called a Hot Octopuss Pulse II. Come on, what do you think it is? At least what general arena of products? Are you with me in the sex toy sphere? OK, now go back a line or two to the term "meat-grabber". Yep, that's it. The Pulse II is a guybrator.

Choke the chicken plain and simple with the vibrating and pulsating Pulse II Solo, or add a cherry on top with the Duo, which also has a vibrating underside for female pleasure. Octopuss has designed both models for use with or without an erection, with expanding wings to fit around the male member, and 5 different stimulation modes with adjustable intensity. A remote control is also included for hands-free operation. Weee! Look how fast I can turn the pages in the Lululemon catalogue now!

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