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Star Wars Chewbacca Operation Game

$25.89 Amazon »

Welp, one look at the Star Wars Chewbacca Operation Game, and there's no doubt where Hasbro stands on the question of whether or not Chewie ate a Porg in The Last Jedi. Sure, they try to make it out like the "pesky critters"...

The Goonies Monopoly

$51.99 Amazon »

Fifty-dollar bills. Fifty-dollar bills! Guys! Hundreds of them! Fifty-dollar bills! Sorry, Data, the cash in The Goonies edition of Monopoly is fake, bogus, phony too. But. You'll still need to amass a healthy wad of...

Barking Kittens - Exploding Kittens 3rd Expansion Pack

$16.64 Amazon »

If you like Exploding Kittens - you sadist, you - you'll probably also like the party game's 3rd expansion pack, Barking Kittens. Though by the title, it sounds like the 20 new cards included in this release are more...

KAT Walk C Personal VR Treadmill

KAT VR calls its forthcoming KAT Walk C "the world's first personal VR Omni-Directional Treadmill." If you're not a gamer and that makes no sense to you, yep, sounds about right. The Kat Walk C is a gamer-designed gadget...

GoCube Electronic Bluetooth Rubik's Cube

$79.95 Amazon »

Want to participate in the inaugural digital speed cubing competition? Huh? The what? In less fancy terms, that's the 2020 Rubik's World Cup, this year playable remotely by amateur and pro color block speedsters alike...

FunKey S - World's Smallest Foldable Console

Oh FunKey S, you cute wittle bitty foldable console, you could not have crossed my path at a better time. I was recently forced to give up my flip phone for my first ever smartphone, and even though it's only been a week...

Frank Lloyd Wright Fallingwater 2-Sided Puzzle

$15.99 Amazon »

This jigsaw puzzle ode to Frank Lloyd Wright's architectural masterpiece Fallingwater is double the pleasure, double the fun as a 2-sided puzzle featuring a photograph of the iconic Pennsylvania residence on one face...

OK Boomer: "What Time is That on Netflix?"

$10.45 Amazon »

"Every time an angry baby boomer misspells millennial, an angel gets its student loans forgiven." That dig, from the internet's @jaboukie, is the book OK Boomer: OK Boomer: "What Time is That on Netflix?" and Other Daily...

The Fuzzies - Pom Pom Ball Stacking Tower Game

At first I was hoping The Fuzzies would be a next-gen Fraggle Rock, or maybe a new costume-based cultural fetish, but after seeing The Fuzzies for what it really is - a Jenga-style stacking tower game played with poufy...

StickTogether Sticker Puzzle Posters

$29.99 - $72 Amazon »

Unicorn mosaics! Stickerfied Scream posters! 60" x 36" Tiger art! Complete a StickTogether sticker puzzle, hang that snazzy mosaic poster on the wall, and earn yourself an Adult Achievement Sticker for yet another quarantine...

Construction Site Plate & Utensils

$22.99 Amazon »

Here comes the loader spoon! Chock full of Cheerios and ready to make a dump into the bottomless pit that is this dude's belly! And then the forklift is gonna roll over to the breakfast construction site and raise up...

Sexy Tarot Cards (NSFW)

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One look at this deck of Sexy Tarot Cards, and I definitely see one thing in my future: some alone time in the bedroom with my wife...

National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit

$24.99 Amazon »

Do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks? ... How about your husband, ladies? The National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit comes with 10 fat stones packed with chewy centers made of a variety of different...

PAC-MAN Tamagotchi

$19.97 - $24.97 Amazon »

1980, meet 1996, meet 2020. PAC-MAN Tamagotchi has arrived. What does that mean? "PAC-MAN is helping to raise and nurture your Tamagotchi character!" Now, 5 years ago I would have laughed at that statement (and also wondered...

LEGO Nintendo Entertainment System

$299.99 Amazon »

Complete with insertable Super Mario Bros. cartridge. Don't forget to blow first. LEGO's Nintendo Entertainment System drops on August 1, 2020, and even as someone who's not a Zack, Zack LEGO Maniac I gotta say, LEGO...

3D Wood Tetris Puzzle

$29.99 Amazon »

This 3D Wood Tetris Puzzle caught my eye because tonight for dinner I had takeout teriyaki and played Jeopardy! with Alexa, and one thing I learned is I really suck at Jeopardy! with Alexa. Oh, and also that the Shakespearean...

This Book Will Make You Sh!t Yourself

$17.92 Amazon »

Not sure I need anything else to make me "sh!t myself" these days, but who can resist a new book's declaration that This Book Will Make You Sh!t Yourself? Especially when the title is followed by the subtitle Unexplained...

Marvel Legends Interactive Deadpool's Head

$299.99 Amazon »

Two things stand out to me in the description provided for the Marvel Legends Deadpool's Head release: 1) "with over 600 SFX and phrases"; and 2) "Adult."...

Craighill Venn Puzzle

$125 Amazon »

Craighill's tagline is "Nurturing curiosity by design," and I think those words are as simple and elegant as the Craighill Desk Knife we saw a couple years ago, and the Craighill Venn Puzzle before us now...

Handmade Wood Yo-Yos

$18.95 - $21.95 Etsy »

Rich at Boise Woodworks doesn't need many ingredients to cook up his handmade wood yo-yos, but like any great chef, his skill in combining and finessing them make the prepared dish magic. Or, in the yo-yos' case, magic...

Remote Control Crocodile Head

$39.99 Amazon »

A remote control crocodile head isn't just the practical joke of the summer. Apparently, it's also a practical toy for keeping pests and their poop out of your ponds and pools. You know, birds. Squirrels. Children...

LEGO Art - Buildable Posters with Soundtracks

$119.95 Amazon »

In September 2020 LEGO is releasing a series of buildable brick pop culture posters, each with an accompanying soundtrack. They're calling them LEGO Art. Here's hoping their interpretations of Andy Warhol's Marilyn Monroe...

What Would Skeletor Do?

$12.98 Amazon »

What would Skeletor do? He'd call Diabolical Ways to Master the Universe a fluff piece for flea-bitten fur brains, and tell author Robb Pearlman, "I could write a book about what you don't know!"...

Pet This F*cking Puppy

$15.33 Amazon »

Pet This F*cking Puppy: A Touch-and-Feel Book for Stressed-Out Adults could not have come out at a better time. My cat, Zanzibar, is done with having me home all the time and barely gives me a brush of his tail these...