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Giant Inflatable Twister

By: on September 10, 2012
  • Giant Inflatable Twister
  • Giant Inflatable Twister

Right hand red, left foot green, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. The classic party game Twister meets the classic carnie blow-up apparatus the Bouncy House in Hammacher Schlemmer's very carefully named Inflatable Outdoor Color Dot Game. Up to 10 players can bend and finagle, intertwine and collapse in this wholesome, yet sexually tinged activity with a supersized flair. The double-stitched vinyl Twister mat measures 15' x 15' and is filled with 64 dots of the rainbow. A proportionately enlarged wheel 3' high and 24" in diameter accompanies the set to dictate whose what goes where at the start of each turn.

The game's perpetually pillowy state comes courtesy of 1-hp air blower, which requires AC attachment. Inflatable Twister packages weigh 125 pounds, and support weights of up to 1,500 pounds.

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OGarden Rotating Indoor Plant Wheel

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The PuttSkee - Skee Ball Golf

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It's gonna be tough to schlep this garden gnome around the world with you for photo ops, but I'll bet if you do the 8-1/2-foot lawn ornament will help your Instagram account go viral. Who wouldn't want to follow Gottfried...

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Hydro-Ball Wind Spinner

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Porn: The Game!

$19.99 from Porn the Game »

One time I read a book willingly and it was called The Average American Male. The entirety of its plot basically consisted of the narrator thinking about what it would be like to have dirty sex with every woman he saw...

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Leaf Plug N' Plant Cannabis Grow System

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Marijuana is legal where I live (i.e., my bedroom) so why shouldn't I don my farmer's hat and experiment with growing my own? Especially now that sweet cannabis culinary gadgets like the Magical Butter and smart growing...

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VegTrug Urban Vegetable Planter

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While the VegTrug isn't quite what I mean when I say I could eat a trough of food, put some tomatoes, onions, cilantro, and jalapenos in this urban planter, and I may still be down for some deconstructed salsa by the...