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Nintendo Collector's Edition Monopoly

By: on February 08, 2013
$63.99
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Nintendo Collector's Edition Monopoly means I get Zelda's Sword! And I plan to use it in a reign of terror against Mario's chump Mushroom and Pikman's brokedown Rocket. I imagine that wily Mario Star and Samus' Helmet will probably give me a run for my NES money though. The Gyroid is the wildcard. You can never really know what to expect with 3D geometric shapes.

Nintendo Monopoly, which should be called Nintendopoly but isn't because the two haven't started dating yet, allows 2 to 6 players to traverse the board mindlessly, raking in or dishing out colorful $10s and $100s to purchase iconic video game characters and relics. Shockingly, Mario and Luigi both cost more than Princess Zelda. I never took her for a cheap one. Princess Peach, though, $50 would come as no surprise there. Also making appearances on the board are Donkey Kong, Rose the Cat, Link, and Yoshi. Happy neverending gaming!

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Breaking Bad Methopoly

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Mario Piranha Plant Glass Pipe

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If you "fertilize" it properly and approach it from the right end, not only will the Piranha Plant not kill you, it will actually ease any pain you may have, and make you feel blissfully content. Though also maybe hungry...

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Super Mario Latex Dress

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Hot. Sexy. Latex. When I think of Mario Bros. those are definitely the first 3 words that come to mind. And this latex dress captures that perfectly. I wonder how sweaty I would get if I tried to put that thing on? Not...

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The guns, swords, and Personal Information Processors you wield on screen may not exist in real life...yet...but many, many attempts at replicating them do. From old school to new school, computer to console, fantasy...

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Mario Industrial Pipe Lamp

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The lamp is a 1" black iron pipe and its fixture is a vintage recycled glass insulator and the Mario hovering above the decorative green pipe is the light pull! Sweeeeet! Mama! I need to borrow 199 dollars. And 35 cents....

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Bowser Baby Carrier Cover

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Here's a good way to keep strangers from touching your kid. Jeanette and her Naturally Crafty Etsy shop have craftily pounced on and taken down the scowling, snarling, pixel-thirsty King of the Koopas, and Mario's arch...

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Ravanello - Mario Mushroom Radish Shaper

$11.99 from Animi Causa »

1UP! 1UP! 1UP! 1UP!1UP!1UP! As many 1UP! radish-mushrooms as your little fingers and wrists can churn out without cramping up or going arthritic, thanks to Animi Causa's new Ravanello. Did they intend for the shaper that...

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Super Mario Candy Easter Egg

It may not be a block, but crack your head against this yellow question mark and you'll still enjoy the spoils of gold coins and a mushroom o' added life. Or at least a temporary increase in energy from its 58 or so grams...

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Nintendo Guitar Boy

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Super Mario New York City Subway Map

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Pipes, mushrooms, a Cape Feather or two, and it's even a real, useful map of the New York City subway system. The Super Mario NYC Subway Map salutes Super Mario World in its pixel-by-pixel mass transit trek through 16-bit...