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Adult Hippity Hop Animal Balls

By: on March 12, 2017
$49.99 - $59.98
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If my girlfriend agreed to Hippity Hop down the aisle on an Anna the Magical Unicorn Ball I might agree to propose to her. Haha, yeah you're right. No I wouldn't. That was a bad example. How about: if my co-workers agreed to have regular Hippity Hop animal races with me down the hall on Friday afternoons, I might agree to sit on a Rich the Ostrich Hop Ball instead of a desk chair to strengthen my back muscles and improve my posture.

At least until we'd held enough races to prove without doubt that I was the uncontested Hippity Hop champion, and no one can bounce harder, higher, faster, farther, and with more unbridled zeal than I can.

Adult Hop Balls are huge! at 29" in diameter, and Wailiki Toys says they made them so you can "stop borrowing your child's." And they're not kidding--the weight limit on the grownup bouncers is 300 pounds. The unicorn, ostrich, and Mr. Jones the Horse styles arrive as plush covers that slip over deflated balls. A hand pump for giving your round ride its life force is also included with purchase.

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Swearball - Record & Fling Your Insults

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NERF Nuke

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Though we've long since entered the nuclear age, NERF has always inexplicably resisted foamifying the most powerful bomb in the world into a play toy for children. That is, until now. Dribble your drool upon the NERF...

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In-Ground Trampoline Kit

Drugs & alcohol, bullies, gluten--parents have got a lot of evils to worry about as they raise their children these days. So I get why a lot of them are anti-trampoline. Why add flying off a spring-loaded canvas bed and...

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THEC64 Mini

$69.99 from The C64 »

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Air Fort - 30-Second Inflatable Tent

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The Air Fort, in addition to creating a private place for me to hide sleep when my future in-laws visit and take over my bedroom next month, gives me an excuse to haul out my old college box fan. The one She-Ra: Princess...

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Madballs Foam Balls

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Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jacket

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Come on, Cousin Larry, don't be re-dikoolous, this is a niiiice jacket. I would wear it to my wedding. And I'd definitely wear it to your wedding. Machete 'N' Sons' Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jackets are part of their Decadence...

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Elbow Cassette Tape Player

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Elbow recently completed a market test survey on their low-tech, ultra-portable concept that will revolutionize the way you play...uh...mix tapes. A clip-on arm with a pulley system, the Elbow cassette tape player spools...

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Cowboy Cauldron BBQ & Fire Pits

$1,695 - $2,995 from Cowboy Cauldron Co. »

A Cowboy Cauldron brings together folks from all walks of life. Wranglers can cook out with witches. Dudes from the ranch can grill with dads from McMansions. Fantasy fans can warm their hands across the fire pit from...

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Fat Boys Blob Water Launch Pad

$3,500 from Fat Boys »

You don't need to be a fat boy, or even a boy, to assume the position of Launcher or Launchee on the Fat Boys Blob. All you need is a craving for a rush of adrenaline and a fearlessness in the face of heights....

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Retro Thick Brick Cell Phone

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I smell a gift for the grad comin' in hot! Giving an LBER KR999 classic thick brick cell phone to young whippersnappers is like giving them a piece of history to take with them into the future. It's a reminder of where...