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Fuego Box Craft Hot Sauce Club

They say the earth is getting hotter. Fuego Box agrees. And having traveled the world and seen it firsthand, they've brought some of the finer heat they found back. For you. For your tacos. Your pizza. Your eggs. Your...

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Saver Fire Safety Breathing System

$52.99 from Amazon »

I'm not showing you Safety iQ's Saver system to be an alarmist, but with all the chestnut roasting on an open fire going on this time of year it can't hurt to be prepared for the off chance one of them gets loose and...

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Mystery Geek & Gamer Loot Crates

$20 from Loot Crate »

Loot Crate hails itself the first-ever subscription service for the Double Gs. Available in 1-month, 3-month, or 6-month blocks, Loot Crates ship out once every 30 days. Each crate carries a different overall theme and...

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Dozuki Z Saw

$28.71 from Amazon »

Seeing Dozuki's "Z" Saw reminds me this dude Franz I used to know always called me "Big Z." I asked him why once, but he pretended he didn't hear the question. I think it's pretty clear now though that there's a new Big...

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Eletrunks "Lifter" Underwear

$28 from Eletrunks »

Though the above video is slightly NSFW, Eletrunks are not a dirty or obscene pair of underwear. At all. The company's demo of their functional, comfort-enhancing, package-adjusting Lifter cord just makes it look like...

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Grill Tumbler

$49.99 from Amazon »

Tumble your raw meat and veggies into BBQ gold! Or at least make sure they're fully marinated and evenly cooked with the help of Brookstone's Grill Tumbler. Step 1: Chop your grub and dump it into the enclosed octagon....

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Desktop Tungsten & Aluminum Density Cube Set

Obviously the best thing to do with a Midwest Tungsten 1.5" Density Cube Set is toss the 0.33-pound aluminum one back and forth with your friend Cornelius for a couple minutes, and then switcheroo it out for the 2.2-pound...

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100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings

$12.78 from Amazon »

On the one hand, Sarah Cooper's 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings seems like the perfect Secret Santa or White Elephant gift for this year's office holiday party. But on the other hand....psssshhh! I'm not giving...

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Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator & Dispenser

$99.94 from Amazon »

The Vinaera won a Best of the Best Red Dot Design Award in 2014 for being really, really good at shooting air into wine, and wine into your glass. According to creator Viotek, the electronic Vinaera Wine & Spirit Aerator...

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The Burger Lift

$10.99 from Amazon »

Even though the Burger Lift is kind of a head-scratcher--wait, why do I need a plastic rack in the shape of a burger to raise my real burger half an inch off the plate?--it still might be one of the most logical things...

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YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones

$49.95 from YO »

They've had smartphone attachments that tell you whether or not you're sober enough to drive for years now, so it's only logical YO is coming out with one to tell you whether or not you're fertile enough to make babies....

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Drive Stein - The Football Drinking Game Mug

$19.99 from Amazon »

If you're not a big drinker, but want to play Drive Stein, just make sure you're a Rams fan that day, because according this football drinking game's simple rules, your downs come only with your team's first downs....

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Dicecal RPG Dice Desk Calendar

$22 from Etsy »

Never miss a day as you roll through 2017 with a dodecahedron on your desktop. Andrea Kis has won multiple design awards for her Dicecal desk calendar, a superbly geeky (and decidedly practical!) tribute to RPG gamers....

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Exotic Predator Jerky Gift Pack

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Now this is the kind of snake bite I'll take any day: the one where I'm on the delivering end, and the python recipient is covered in teriyaki sauce, kissed with brown sugar, and dried with a touch of liquid smoke. The...

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Model 1911 Rubber Band Gun

$39.99 from Elastic Plastician »

If we are going to defeat the enemy, we must band together! Soldiers, load your rubber! Is it emasculating to turn an M1911, a pistol some may call "The World's Most Respected Handgun" into a wooden version that fires...

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The Best Fidget Toys

Today, and particularly this holiday season, a lot of people seem to be turning to fidget toys as a simple, low-cost means of reducing stress and anxiety. The fiddle-friendly baubles can also help address symptoms associated...

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KLAX - Lightweight Multi-Tool Axe

$30 from Amazon »

Without a handle the Feller KLAX axe head serves as 7 different practical tools, including a hex wrench, hex bit driver, ruler, and bottle opener. And for anyone who likes huntin' for the best stick in the woods between...

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Night Riderz Backyard Zip Line Kit

$199.99 from Amazon »

Bah humbug. This Night Riderz glowing version of Slackers' backyard zip line kit has a 150-pound max carry weight. So after you pay for it, you unpack it, and you spend your entire Sunday off installing the 100' steel...

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$24.95 - $29.95 from fifi »

Often when you're traveling, when you're home alone, or when you're sharing the bed with someone who drank 5 lychee martinis and passed out early, nature calls. A different kind of nature. A stiff kind of nature. The...

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Fourneau Bread Oven

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1 x solid maple surface + 1 x pre-seasoned cast iron dome = 1 x Fourneau Bread Oven carbo-coma. If you've got the touchy yeast thing down, the touchy kneading thing down, and the touchy rise in a warm (but not too warm!)...

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Sammy Screamer Motion Alarm

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Your personal tattletale, Sammy Screamer goes on guard against sticky fingers, nosy noses, and hands getting too close to the cookie jar (or liquor cabinet). The palm-sized alarm is motion sensitive, bleeping out loud...

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Tube Cube Rotary Organizer

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StorTECH's Tube Cube Rotary Organizer packs and compacts all of your small hobbyist and homeowner parts into side-opening Twist Tubes that store as a vertical carousel inside an open Cube. Supplies such as screws, washers...

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Giveaway: DrinkTanks Beer Lover's Party Pack

Whether you're skiing, camping, hiking, or just kicking it by the fire after a rough day of snowman building, DrinkTanks growlers and personal kegs will add to your season of joy with beer that's fresh, cold, and full...

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Yank Me Candles

$19.95 from Amazon »

Yank Me Candles are terrific gag or white elephant gifts in the vein of WTF Prank Candles, but with a different kind of blood pulsing through them. The latter have delightful sounding names, such as Apple Pie, on the...

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Tri-Spinner Fidget Toy

$19.99 from Amazon »

If, like Selena Gomez, you can't keep your hands to yourself, check out Yomaxer's version of metaphorical gin and juice, the Tri-Spinner Fidget Toy. Hands idle can kill time, and hands anxious may find some relief from...

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Over the Line Party Game

$24.95 from Amazon »

Free beer. Road Head. Midget Tossing. Twerking. Crop Duster. Manscaping. Naked Grandma. These are the heart and soul of Over the Line, a hilarious party game that combines Charades, Pictionary, and Urban Dictionary. Players...

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T.HANKS Thank You Card

$4.50 from Etsy »

'Tis the season of giving, and the season of gratitude. A time to hide presents under the tree, and a time to say thank you for those with your name on them. Or, if you're a cool kid like Allen Bauer, Josh Baskin, Det....

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Self-Installing Car Seat

$499 from Amazon »

The 4moms self-installing car seat may not be the most sparkly, fun, or pampering gift for new moms to unwrap this holiday season, but it could prove to be the greatest they've ever received. Paired with its watchdog...

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Natural Frequency Aerating Wine Wands

$185 - $290 from Philip Stein »

Here Philip Stein applies his proprietary Natural Frequency Technology, a harnessing of natural electromagnetic waves from everyday events such as thunderstorms or solar activities, to the wine aeration process. Called...

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Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap

$13.47 from Amazon »

This Henry Cavendish Himalaya Shaving Soap prides itself on being made in America, with only real ingredients you can pronounce! It's also big and rich on the lather, and lube-a-licious on the razor for a cushioned and...

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Timber Rattler Scarab Back Giant Pocket Knife

$19.69 from Amazon »

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a Timber Rattler Scarab Back in your pocket? This monster of a lockback knife has an 8" stainless steel blade that folds into a grey pakkawood scaled handle. It's my #1 choice...

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Crab Multi-Tool

$20 from Amazon »

Highly functional with myriad practical skills, but very, very crabby. How lucky I am to have found the multi-tool version of the girlfriend who will come home to me after a full Black Friday of shopping....

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Star Wars Wearable Sleeping Bags

$109 from Amazon »

Snuggle up with Darth Vader, take a toasty winter hike with a stormtrooper, or get a proper Wookiee snooze with Selk'bags' latest wearable sleeping bag release: the Star Wars line. Yep, like the company's Marvel Superhero...

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Dude Exclusives Black Friday Sale

If you're too hungover / turkey bloated / afraid of BSC holiday shoppers to hit the stores in person, get your Black Friday shopping on from the comfort of your WiFi connection with the Dude Exclusives site-wide sale....

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FEZ Vaporizer

$99 from FEZ »

Forget the moonshine and noise-cancelling headphones, all you really need to get through the holidays is a sprinkle of the magical leaf that evaporates all your troubles, and a solid vaporizer with which to administer...

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Hand Machined Fire Piston

$115 from Amazon »

A Hand Machined Fire Piston is the best Christmas gift for the best part of after Christmas: the Christmas Tree Bonfire. My friend Mikey Z holds one every year, inviting all he knows to bring their dead, dried-up firs...

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Game of Thrones Chocolate Dragon Egg

I tried one of Truffle Cottage's Game of Thrones Chocolate Dragon Eggs last night. And if by "tried" you think I mean "demolished," then you are correct, sir! I think She-Ra: Princess of Power ate a couple from the stash...

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The Blaze Fire Tower

$499 from Blaze »

Blaze looks to combine the best parts of a fire pit with the best parts of a grill in their Blaze Fire Tower. And me, I'm lookin' to come out the other side of Christmas in a Blaze of glory....

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CoolKnot No-Tie Shoelaces

$11.97 from Amazon »

CoolKnots are for the kids, the elderly, the disabled, the athletes, and the lazy amongst us. So basically everyone on earth who wears shoelaces and can't learn how, bend over, or take the time to tie them. Or, for the...

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Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals

$16.99 - $17.99 from Amazon »

The Acu-Reflex Massage Sandals are an alternative for those seeking release and relaxation from Black Friday shopping and swollen turkey toes without subjecting their feet to the circus o' torture that are Kkika's Rotating...

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Bill & Ted Ugly Christmas Sweater

$84.99 from Middle of Beyond »

It's the holidays. Be excellent to each other, dudes. I'm using the Bill & Ted Ugly Christmas Sweater to serve as my own helpful reminder...and also to slay all contests when I party on at the 3 Ugly Christmas Sweater...

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Menorah Bong

$699.99 from 420 Science »

420 Science breaks it out only once a year, so if a 14" long, 8-bowled glass Grav Labs Menorah bong is what you've been foregoing 20 sacks and Gordita Supremes for since May, here's your chance to turn your pipe dream...

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SipDark Whiskey Wares

$7.99 - $79.99 from Sip Dark »

Despite being filled with SipDark and Black Friday, my week is looking pretty bright. A little bourbon on Turkey Day. Some fine Scotch gifts for my boys picked up during the shopping rush. And washing down all the gluttony...

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Lightload Survival Tool Towels

$6.19 from Amazon »

Lightload claims theirs are the "only towels that are survival tools!" So like, for when you're on a third date with She-Ra: Princess of Power, and the waiter asks how spicy you want your Jungle Curry, and you say, "5...

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HeroMods - Become a 3D Printed Superhero

$99 from HeroMods »

Be a hero this holiday season, and HeroMod your favorite kid, bro, boyfriend, girlfriend, or mailman into a 3D printed superhero version of themselves. Or be a hero for life, and turn your own likeness into a suited-up...

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Giveaway: The Santa Claus Sack Mystery Box

The Santa Claus Sack Mystery Box Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Robert S. of Lodi, CA, winner of Dude's giant Santa Sack of loot. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section...

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Torch Wearable Coat Heater

$89.95 from Amazon »

Torch, a universal, wearable coat heater invites you to get fired up, and take this year's winter storms by storm. Use the wraparound warmer to up your puffy coat's game, or trade the marshmallow-in-a-trash-bag look for...

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Earin True Wireless Earbuds

$199 from Earin »

Last chance to grab a pair of Earin teeny tiny wireless earbuds at a discount slightly bigger than that: enter coupon code EARIN35 at checkout and take $35 off your order. Act fast, and you'll also get the sonorous stocking...