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Sunday, July 26, 2015

Pocket Shot Ultrafast Slingshot

Faster than a speeding bullet! Well...not really. But faster than a speeding steel slug firing out of any other slingshot. The Pocket Shot is a next gen slingshot. At least in terms of its rate of fire and multi-projectile...

Philips Digital AirFryer

$299.95 from Amazon »

Philips has its own oil-less air fryer similar to the Big Boss model I previously pointed out will make you less likely to get fat and have a heart attack. Actually, Philips has two AirFryers: a simple version with manual...

iBed Tablet Stand

$99.99 from Amazon »

iBed, a hands-free up-high and down-low tablet stand, notes that "When lying down for a long period of time, you not only risk dropping your tablet device, but you also suffer from pain in your arms and neck and back."...

Military Issue Water Canteen

$22.10 from Amazon »

Two quarts, Army issue, OD Green. Not a whole lot else to say about this water canteen. Except that two quarts of water isn't really enough for a long, strenuous hike or desert offensive. Two quarts of whiskey might be...

Imperial Spherificator - Turn Any Food Into Caviar

The Imperial Spherificator. Sounds like something you'd find alongside Mega Maid in Lord Dark Helmet's cache of planet-destroying weapons. But in fact, this superbly named device isn't meant for destruction or Mel Brooks...

JUNOPOWER Portable Jump Starter

$74.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Portable jump starters could be the next wearables in the how-many-more-of-these-are-they-going-to-come-out-with department. Here's one from JUNOPOWER. Like most, it has both car jumping and device charging capabilities...

What Pet Should I Get?

$10.09 from Amazon »

It seems Dr. Seuss recognized the quandary of choice long before Malcolm Gladwell and Jonah Lehrer started writing books about it. What Pet Should I Get? isn't just a brand new (i.e., newly published and previously unseen)...

Standing Mixer Shark Plane Decals

$24.99 from Amazon »

I know you've been looking everywhere for it and now I've found it for you: a way to pimp your KitchenAid. A kit that will make creating cookie dough and kneading bread in your standing mixer look manly and badass. This...

Titan Virtually Indestructible Lightning Cable

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Tangle-proof, virtually indestructible, and kind of fun for idle hands to dink around with, Fuse Chicken's Titan replaces the limp, damage-prone plastic cords you've been using to charge your iPhone. This MFi-certified...

Adjustable Kettle Versa-Bell

$139.04 from Amazon »

Kettlebells are designed to displace their weight away from your body during use, making the physics of lifting them more dynamic. Your stabilizing muscles must work just as hard as those moving the bell. Mastering kettlebell...

Volo Hammock Rocker

$835 from Sveglio »

Rough life this guy has. Timing the tides. Towing his Sveglio Volo all the way across the beach and into the water. Settling into its hammock and getting a gentle rock going just as the sun starts to set. I bet it's a...

iStabilizer Dolly

$38.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Get the iStabilizer Dolly and create cinematic videos and panning shots with your smartphone! Offered as a Dude Exclusive for 34% off for a limited time!...

Cocoon Tree

$8k from Cocoon Tree »

Cocoon Trees could be tents. Or they could just be hangouts. Time outs. Nap outs. Whatever, and wherever they are the spherical structures will definitely stand out....

Voodoo Tactical Men's Mojo Load-Out Bag

$102.80 - $143.30 from Amazon »

Eleven different exterior pouches, with enough PALS webbing to attach, like, 87 more. And a set of backpack straps for lugging the duffel along your vertebrae. Seems like Voodoo Tactical's Mojo Load-Out Bag is good news...

Amazon Dash Buttons

$4.99 from Amazon »

Imagine snapping your fingers and--poof!--more coffee, bottled water, and toilet paper just show up at your door. Amazon Dash Buttons are like that, but maybe even better because pressing a button is actually way easier...

Blinkist - Smarter in 15 Minutes

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Blinkist: Digital CliffsNotes for nonfiction books that people will think you're really smart for having read. With this 1-year subscription to Blinkist Premium, you'll have access to over 1,000 books whose key points...

GearWrench Gimbal Ratchet

$15.64 from Amazon »

GearWrench is all about ratcheting innovation. And given the company's success since the release of its original 5-degree ratcheting wrench in 1996, I think we have just proven that in today's world, being "all about"...

Pepo Watermelon Slicer

$11.99 from Amazon »

Avihai Shurin has done it again!...

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Book & Hero Bookend

$25 from Artori Design »

I wish this super dude was here to save me from having to read the books, but it looks like his job is just to keep them from falling over. Equally heroic, I guess. I don't need another 10-pound tome whacking me in the...

QALO Wedding Rings for Athletes

$19.99 from Amazon »

QALO, you win. Best line I've read all month: "After getting married we realized what a nuisance wearing our traditional wedding band was." I know, right? Suddenly women at after-work happy hour are turning down your...

Range Smart Thermometer

$59.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Silicone, steel, and a sharp 3" tip that slides easily into your meat. The Range Smart Thermometer is a tool for all of your most illicit culinary endeavors. Inserted it will record precise temperatures and project them...

Urban Warrior 1/4 Mile Potato Gun Cannon

$49.99 from Amazon »

I'm feeling 4th of July withdrawal. No more fireworks to blow up. But I remember potato guns from grade school, and even a giant homemade potato gun my high school physics teacher made that could shoot entire russets...

The Dune House

$3,700 - $5,650 from Living Architecture »

At the end of the movie Snatch a busted up Dennis Farina is at the airport flying from Britain back home to America. One of the customs ladies asks him, "Anything to declare?" He says, "Yeah. Don't go to England." I've...

Benchmade SOCP Dagger & Trainer

$123.25 from Amazon »

Greg Thompson developed both the Special Operations Combative Program and the SOCP Dagger system now fabricated by Benchmade. The skeletonized fixed blade is made of 440C steel with an undulating handle and end finger...

BBQ Grill Mat

$12.99 from Amazon »

I just saw this Grill Mat on an infomercial at 3:00 this morning. I watched the whole thing too because it was either that or The Golden Girls. What it does is stop smaller foods like vegetables, shrimps, and kabobs from...

Inflatable Floating Bathtub

$199.99 from Amazon »

Bathtime anytime! This portable inflatable bathtub fills up for sudsing up in front of the TV, outside the RV, even on the lake. Because, yes, it also floats. And with a zip-up top cover to keep the water warm, built-in...

QR Cup Truth or Dare

$9.99 from Amazon »

These days, the word "party" means: booze; red cups; and everyone standing around looking at their phones. But rather than whinig about it, or trying to fight it, QR-Cups has done what any enterprising American company...

CrossFit Reptile Calf Sleeves

$55 from Guroo Active »

Seems like a lot of dudes dig showing off their CrossFit goose eggs, but if you're not a lot of dudes...or your girlfriend doesn't want you meeting her parents at the family lake house with bludgeoned shins...maybe you...

Risk: Game of Thrones Edition

$86.99 from Amazon »

Just when I thought the suspense couldn't get any worse...or the wait any longer...than it is just watching the kings, avengers, enterprisers, and power hungry on Game of Thrones the series fight to control Westeros....

Chinese Acupressure Massage Rings

$10.99 from Amazon »

While a set of slinky rings isn't what I normally think of when someone says "Asian massage" I can see how all the typing, gaming, and touch screening we do today could make a round of finger acupressure just as helpful--if...

Swiftpoint GT Gesture-Enabled Mouse

$119.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Mobile device gestures combine with the feel of a standard mouse. The Swiftpoint GT provides a comfortable and travel-friendly alternative to increasing speed and productivity on your desktop, laptop, or tablet. Use the...

Helix Wrist Cuff with Bluetooth Headphones

$99 - $199 from Ashley Chole »

If you're tired of wearables telling you how out of shape, under-hydrated, and sleep-deprived you are, one good thing about Helix is that it doesn't even know how to be that judgmental. Though this wrist cuff technically...

Narwhal USB Heated Slippers

$35.99 from Amazon »

Protecting your feet from danger with their formidable tusks and from draughts with their mighty USB-powered foot warmers. These Narwhal slippers have a cozy cotton and polyester composition, a magnificent unicorn of...

Matador Droplet Wet Bag

$14.99 from Matador »

Matador, King of Compaction, has added the Droplet to its growing list of items that unfold from really small to really useful. Have you seen their Pocket Blanket? It condenses a 55" x 44" swath of ground cover into a...

Crusader Forge Apex 3D Folding Knife

$1,225 from KnifeArt »

They say the Apex, a Crusader Forge issue patterned in 3D camo, is built like a tank. They also say the expression "built like a tank" is way overused in the knife world. Then they say when it comes to this folding knife...

La Salamandra Argentinian Dulce de Leche

$11.28 from Amazon »

Amongst all the cows Argentina is known for converting to internationally-renowned ribs and steaks there must be a few they keep around and milk for converting into what is apparently also internationally-renowned dulce...

Make: Electronics

$20.22 from Amazon »

What drew me to Charles Platt's Make: Electronics wasn't the title, the cover, or the reviews. It was a page from the book I saw in a Google Images search that shows a dude licking a 9V battery, alongside the suggestion...

UO Smart Beam Laser Projector

Sold Out from Amazon »

Celluon takes a slightly more humble route, bragging only about its PicoPro's ability to fit in your pocket, but SK Telecom goes straight for the pinnacle of accomplishment, calling its UO Smart Beam Laser Projector The...

Quicklock Bluetooth & NFC Padlock

$48.99 from QuickLock »

With the Quicklock fumbling with metal keys and struggling to remember combinations are no more. In this package, the Bluetooth/NFC key code padlock pairs with either a smartphone or a wireless-enabled NFC card for instant...

Monastero Santa Rosa Hotel

$437 - $3,061 from Monastero Santa Rosa »

A fifteen-mile span of coastline approximately 175 miles southeast of Rome calls itself the Amalfi Coast. Within that pocket of Italian paradiso, just 10 minutes from the town of Amalfi, lies a step beyond paradiso: the...

ThorFire USB & Hand Crank Lantern

$39.99 from Amazon »

Thor. God of Thunder. God of Lightning. God of Rechargeable LED Lighting. ThorFire's darkness accessory is a collapsible accordion lantern/flashlight with a built-in battery rechargeable via regular 5V USB or its fold-out...

EZSTAX Interlocking Dividers Organizer

$20 from EZSTAX »

Seems like it's always easier to make a mess than it is to clean it up. And while there are plenty of items out there to prevent the former--bibs, sippy cups, condoms--and help with the latter--vacuums, washing machines...

WohnGeist Tool Set

$3,100 from The Conran Shop »

These here are some fiiine tools. At least I hope they are because German manufacturer WohnGeist's 24-piece set and case cost upwards of $3 grand. Making them one of those stunning collections of highly functional and...

Nomiku "Sous Vide" Immersion Circulator

$191.95 from Nomiku »

All the raving, none of the effort. Even though its name alone makes sous vide cooking seem reserved for classically trained French chefs and snobby foodies, the actual process of turning out meats that melt in your mouth...

ilumi Smartbulb

Some acid trip mood lighting to complement your acid trip pillow? Together, they're guaranteed to satiate seekers of a psychedelic, yet drug-free lifestyle. And since ilumi's color-changing LED Smartbulbs are controlled...

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Soundwave Personal Voice Message Pendants

Giveaway: Soundwave Personal Voice Message Pendants

Love letters. Tattoos. Sext messages. All valid and romantic ways to let them know you care. But none are as unique as a pendant engraved with the sound waves produced when you tell them. Click here and enter to win your...

Visible Cutaway Handcuff

$15.95 from Amazon »

This visible cutaway handcuff is similar to the cutaway practice padlock, but instead of using a transparent interface to teach you how to pick a padlock, it uses a transparent interface to teach you how to pick a pair...

Fluttua Floating Bed

$5,796 from YLiving »

Is it magnets? Sound waves? Propellors on the underside that make Lago Studio's Fluttua Bed float? Nah. Just a hidden stanchion extending from the frame to the floor, plus a top-end connection to the wall, and some carefully...

Siva Cycle Atom - Pedal-Powered Charger

When the Siva Cycle Atom says it wants some manpower, it wants some mother F'ing manpower. (Note: It will also accept elbow [knee?] grease from ladies.) An efficient, rechargeable block of pooled current, the Atom mounts...

MEAT: Everything You Need to Know

$26.48 from Amazon »

Rack of Lamb. Whole Shank Osso Bucco. Crown Pork Roast with Pineapple Bread Stuffing. It's not just beef it's all kinds of MEAT that are what's for dinner in Pat LaFrieda's full-color book of buying, butchering, cooking...

Earjax Lyrics Noise-Isolating Headphones

$34.95 from BodyGuardz »

Choosy ears choose Earjax. If for no other reason than these precision-crafted earbuds come with a fat Santa Claus sack of silicone and foam tips to provide the closest thing to a custom fit you'll get outside of shelling...

ShelfPack Suitcase

$350 from ShelfPack »

ShelfPack may not be quite big enough to hold your kitchen sink, but it can hold an entire set of shelves. Talk about expandable luggage. Take stacks of items from your dresser or closet organizer and restack them just...

REMXD On-Ear Bluetooth Headphones

$35.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Outside of the studio on-ear headphones can look kind of giant and pretentious. But who cares about that? At least they make it clear to the lady on the bus and that policemen who keeps trying to flag you down that I'm...

Mission Critical Baby Carrier for Dads

I guess someone figured enough dudes have started changing diapers in public and carrying their kids around like marsupials that there's profit to be had in developing some child rearing gear that isn't pink polka-dotted...

ESEE Izula II Knife

$68.43 from Amazon »

ESEE's Izula takes its name from the Peruvian jungle's biggest, baddest, meanest...ant. Isula with an "s" in Spanish. If you know your ants, you'll know it as the bullet ant. And if you know your knives, you'll know ESEE...

Fully Functional Palm-Size Cannon

Nope, it doesn't just shoot spitballs. This 1:32 scale replica of the Civil War-era Field Howitzer cannons sucks up and then blows back out good old booming black powder and BBs. With the help of a piece of firecracker...

Planetary Glass Set

$49.99 from ThinkGeek »

On top of their sweet swirly interpretations of what our solar system would look like if it were made of heat-wrapped glass and sized for juice drinking and candle burning, two things are cool about ThinkGeek's Planetary...

ChargeLight Flashlight & Charger

$37.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

If you've ever found yourself desperate for a charger, desperate for a flashlight, or desperate for both at the same time your world is about to get a whole lot better. Not only have the Einsteins of the 21st century...

120" Portable Outdoor Movie Screen

$222.99 from Amazon »

If you prefer the real thing over the blow-up version, here's an outdoor movie screen that's just as portable as an inflatable model, but made of a 16:9 Oxford nylon screen. Project 120 inches worth of movies indoors...

Cabin Porn

$21.78 from Amazon »

Straw, sticks, and bricks. You'll find them all throughout the pages of Cabin Porn, a forthcoming coffee table book from the folks behind the tumblr of the same name. Cabin Porn began as a photographic blog shared just...

Newcon Optik Sniper Detection System

$37,389 from Amazon »

I read that in honor of Prime Day Amazon is going to be discounting a pair of very highly rated binoculars to less than $120. Oh boy, I sure hope Newcon Optik's LAS 1000 Sniper Detection System is it! These way-more-than-binoculars...

Spikeball

$59 from Amazon »

Take a volleyball. Shrink it down and tie a patch of its net to a trampoline frame. No, not a big trampoline that your mama says will crack your skull open if you fall off, one of those little round ones people use to...

Canopy Island Inflatable Lounge

$82.74 from Amazon »

Someone looks more interested in her floating cabana than she is in her wading cabana boy. I guess I would be too if he showed up empty handed like that. What, not even a tall glass of something cold, pink, and strong...

Skylodge Adventure Suites

$290 - $315 from Natura Vive »

In between rock climbing 1,000 feet up the face of a mountain and zip lining back down, why not spend the night suspended square on the side of it? No, not at the top. And not on a ledge. In a geometric cocoon made of...

Underlit LED Smart Skirt

By: Imgur »

Smart skirt is right. This glorious parade of LED underlighting has smartness coming out of its a-...yeah, you know. Literally. The Bluetooth-controlled strip of lights lining the inside of the skirt pairs with an Android...

Ghost Pepper Honey

$14.99 from Geddes Farms »

And she looked at you and said, "You want your honey? Oh, this bitch is about to give you your honey." I think that's the inspiration behind Geddes Farms' Ghost Pepper Honey. The retaliation might not go quite as planned...

Portable Air Conditioner with Remote Control

$547.99 from Amazon »

It's so hot right now I'd be more than happy to drag Honeywell's portable AC unit around like an oxygen tank. The 10,000 BTU air conditioner has the capacity to cool 350 to 400 square feet of space, just about the size...

Magbelt - Perfect Fit Magnetic Belt

$24 - $38 from Magzook »

Let it hang, tuck it in, buy a bigger one after the all-you-can-eat pig parts cook-off, or just get the MagBelt. Magzook Tightening Systems has created what they call the perfect belt for everyone: a magnetic belt with...

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MantelMount Off-the-Wall TV Mount

Giveaway: MantelMount Off-the-Wall TV Mount

Save space without sacrificing comfort and view. The adjustable MantelMount hoists and holds your flat screen above a fireplace or piece of furniture, without restricting it to that height and angle during viewing. Click...

Your Face on an Animal Cookie

You've had your face on a stamp. On a superhero action figure. Even on a super creepy mask worn by someone who is not you. But I think the best place of all for your face...uh, next to your head...is on an animal cookie....

Classic Pocket Camping Compass

$3.39 from Amazon »

Nothing caps off a grueling, straight-up, 10-mile ascent in the summer heat better than showing off your baller gold pocket compass to all the sweaty beards in the latest REI gear mowing on their Whole Foods trail mix...

Gel'O Cool Pillow Mat

$42.89 from Amazon »

I like sleeping under the covers. Always. No matter the conditions I need at least a sheet serving as a barrier between the Sandman and my bare ass. The problem with this is that I always wake up with wet hair and a sweat-soaked...

Hydro Hammock Hot & Cold Tub

$280 - $1,310 from Hydro Hammock »

A hot tub hammock? Even better than a hot tub time machine! Relaxing, swinging, sexy, and using one won't force me to relive my days of wearing acid-washed pleated jeans. And the coup de grace: a hot tub hammock actually...

CaraClaw Carabiner Knife

$19.99 from Amazon »

When the Doctor and M.A.D. Cat are breathing down your neck...Go-go Gadget CaraClaw! A recent release from EDC and survival tools specialist StatGear, the CaraClaw brings together clipping and cutting in a 2.8-ounce carabiner...

Casa Brutale Concept House

By: OPA »

"Casa Brutale redefines the harmonious coexistence of human and nature in a poetic homage to pure Brutalism*." I think that's just OPA's elaborate way of saying, "This badass house does not actually exist." And that's...

3Doodler 2.0 Bundle

$129.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Whoa, check out the 3Doodler-ed Notre Dame. That's some pretty impressive three-dimensional drawing. Kind of looks like it's made of spaghetti though. 3Doodled noodles. Yeah.......

Inflatable Pink Flamingo Coasters

$10.27 from Amazon »

If I forgo the purple umbrella is it OK to float my pina colada in one of these inflatable pink flamingo coasters? Let your drinks get in on the same swimmin' pool action as the rest of your sun-soaked self this summer...

iCracked iPhone 6 DIY Screen Repair Kit

$114.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Oops. Preoccupied/clumsy/drunk you dropped your iPhone. Again. You reach down, clasp your fingers around the back of your Ghostbusters ghost trap case and think, Pleasepleaseplease don't be.... CRACKED! Shucks. Back to...

Giant Rideable T-Rex Bike

$2k from Craigslist »

Of course, of course Portlandia is the Craig's List source for a giant rideable T-Rex bike. I can smell Burning Man 2014 and self-entitled cries of "Share the road!" bellowing through major downtown arterials all over...

Guerilla Furniture Design

$12.36 from Amazon »

Guerilla Furniture Design author Will Holman believes you should never design anything you can't actually make (attn: Triton human gills, Zero Helicopter, 60% of all crowdfunding projects). The problem with that ethos...

The World's Largest Swimming Pool

Guinness-certified as the World's Largest Swimming Pool, this 3,280-foot-long salt water stunner does not reside in Texas or Vegas. Its rippling waves do not stretch along the white sandy coastline of Japan or one of...

Stinger Indoor Insect Trap

$28.74 from Amazon »

The bugs have arrived. Rats. And since bugs (or rats) are not the types of animals I advocate co-existing with, this is my advice to those of you with homes overrun with flies, mosquitos, gnats, and no-see-ums: zap the...

SunLabz Rechargeable AA Battery Bundle

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Get charged up. Then do it again. And again. And again! Grab this Dude Exclusives deal from SunLabz and you'll get a set of 8, 2600mAh NiMH AA rechargeable batteries, plus their 4-slot smart battery charger for just $29.99--40%...

Osprey Farpoint 40 Travel Backpack

$140.21 from Amazon »

Who's going somewhere awesome this summer? South America? Lollapalooza? The weekend cabin? Your friend Cornelius' friend Donnie's backyard swimmin' hole? If you're traveling, the best companion you can take is arguably...

Samsung Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV

$119,999.99 from Amazon »

105 inches. 4K picture quality. 990 5-star reviews. And a mere 119,999 dollars. And 99 cents. I think Amazon buyer Andrew Kauffman put it best when he said, "When I set out to purchase a TV I swore to myself that wouldn't...

A3 Aluminum Plate Wallet

$26.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

One thing I love is carrying a big, fat wallet stuffed with 18 cards and a wad of singles and a cascading plastic album of 3 x 2 photos of my kids Maxim Hot 100 girls. I love how it tests the limits of my belt and makes...

SPRUCE Men's Styling Cream

$22 from SPRUCE »

There was that deodorant commercial, "Strong enough for a man...but made for a woman." Well this is SPRUCE, and it is not deodorant. Nor is it made for a woman. It's a hair styling product. And it is strong enough for...

Blitzball - Ultimate Backyard Baseball

$11.99 - $19.99 from Blitzball »

What makes Blitzball the ultimate in backyard baseball? I mean, in addition to the allusion to Final Fantasy? Curves and distance, say its creators. Times two. Check out the video and you won't just see Blitzballs fly...

Extendable Pole for GoPro

$27.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Now that you've got the GoPro down, it's time to learn to work the pole. Get good enough and admiring onlookers might even toss you a few singles for your efforts. Take selfies to new, live-action levels with this Extendable...

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Edifier Luna Eclipse HD Speakers

Giveaway: Edifier Luna Eclipse HD Speakers

Listening is an art. Especially when it comes in a package as sleek and snazzy as Edifier's Luna Eclipse. Click here for your chance to win a set of the sound giant's Luna Eclipse e25HD speakers with optical input. A...

Cape Town Spa House

$1,055 from Cape Town Villas »

Nestled into a mountainside about 10 miles south of Cape Town, South Africa, Hout Bay's extravagant Spa House sits overlooking the calming waters of the village's surrounding bay and harbor. Its panoramic spans of windows...

EverBlock Life-Size Building Blocks

$3.95 - $7.25 from EverBlock »

Possibilities for building with the LEGO-like EverBlock line of life-size, completely modular and snap-together tiles stretch as high as you can stack the blocks. While standing on your tiptoes a ladder a roof the top...

Innori 15000mAh Battery Pack

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Charge your phone or tablet to the tune of 15000mAh, with a bass line of 50% off with this Dude Exclusives deal....

Samuel Adams Onesie

$95 from Shinesty »

I like the onesie, but if I have to make that bro face while wearing it, I'm out, Sam Adams. Also not really down with the full-frontal-zip look. Not only because of the whole suffocation thing, but also because it makes...

Cutaway Practice Padlock & Lock Pick Set

$16.50 from Amazon »

You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your lock. At least not until you've had proper training from Ehdching's cutaway practice padlock and lock pick set. This complete DIY package includes a transparent cutaway...

KRUPS Egg Cooker

$26.99 from Amazon »

Nothing sucks more than spending 15 precious minutes hardboiling an egg only to crack it open and find a puckered rubbery white and grisly-green-sheathed yolk. It's not that it's hard to make a perfectly cooked egg. It's...