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0 iRestore Laser Hair Growth System

iRestore Laser Hair Growth System

$595 from Amazon »

I'm not saying the iRestore laser hair growth system works. (I'm also not saying I need a need an iRestore laser hair growth system. For the record.) But the helmet with the red glow and hefty price tag does claim to...

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Satan's Blood Hot Sauce

$14.65 from Amazon »

Satan's Blood Hot Sauce comes in a "blood vial shaped bottle with 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract." Yeah, I can see that. I can also see a cock & balls ready to spew a scorching, blinding, fiery-hot death onto...

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7 Underhill Home - Luxury Hobbit-Hole

Underhill Home - Luxury Hobbit-Hole

$917k from rightmove »

Now that the British Pound has taken its first real hit in recent memory, you might start thinking about buying up some real estate in England. This 4-bedroom, 4,000-square-foot home called Underhill is a steal at $917,000....

North Sense Human Compass Implant

$350 from Cyborg Nest »

I've wished I were a human bulldozer. A human airplane. A human beatbox. But a human compass? Never crossed my mind before North Sense....

Lodge Seasoned Steel Grill Pan

$45.67 from Amazon »

The one thing that sucks about meat and veggie kebabs is...kebabbing the meat and veggies. They're a B to thread, a B to keep on the skewers, a B to flip, and then a B to get back off after the heat congeals the chicken...

Star Wars Death Star Toaster

$65.54 from The Fowndry »

This Death Star is armed with 7,293 TIE Fighters, and it's ready to deploy them onto your sliced bread. In toaster form, it's also the perfect solution to mornings you're in a rush and don't have time to craft a complete...

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Dual Action Beard Comb & Protective Sleeve

$25 from Amazon »

Dual. Action. Teeth. Bad for manscaping (and other below-the-belt activities), good for beard grooming. And as wedding season hits full swing and hipster facial hair a 21st century high, Huntsman Beard's Dual Action Beard...

Grafton Pen

$28.99 from Everyman »

The Grafton is a pen from Everyman. And it's an everyman pen. Engineered, but not overly so, stylish but not flashy. It's machined from sturdy anodized aluminum and has a heavy-duty bolt-on clip for latching it to pockets...

The PistachiOpener

$28.98 from Amazon »

Munching on pistachios is my jam. Cracking open the shells, watching them pile up into a mountain of accomplished noshing. It's a fine way to spend a Saturday afternoon. But doing it can really leave an impression. A...

Pokemon Pokeball Herb Grinder

$21.99 from Amazon »

Time to grind me some Pokemon! What, no? That's not how the game works? Then what am I supposed to do with this Pokeball Grinder?...

Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware

$139 - $249 from Levitating CUP »

We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling an

Groove Silicone Active Rings

$29.95 from Groove Life »

Athletes, tradesmen, and klutzes rejoice. You can now put away your ring cutters. Save yourself a 6-hour trip to the ER. Avert the wrath of your wife. Groove Rings will never get stuck on your finger. They'll never bend...

Boblbee Biker Backpack

$278.99 - $294.97 from Amazon »

Boblbee packs have got your back. Sure, these roomy, hard-shell travelers protect the gear you stash inside them, but their high-impact ABS curves and "Master Class" Level 2 rating also protects the other important thing...

MOBOT Foam Roller Water Bottle

$39 - $65 from Amazon »

Drink up & rub down. The MOBOT, or Mobility Bottle, is a clever, clever water bottle whose outer wrap of athletic-grade, firm-density EVA foam serves as both insulation for its contents, and a muscle roller for your body....

Kite Shield DEET-free Mosquito Spray

$15 - $20 from Kite »

Three years ago Kite launched a crowdfunding campaign for their mosquito patch, a 1-1/2", non-toxic skin stick-on that blocks mosquitos' ability to track and detect humans for up to 48 hours. Since most people don't care...

Twisty Glass Blunt

$34.99 from 7pipe »

My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...

BubbleLick Edible Boozy Bubbles

$13.99 from Amazon »

If I had a kid, BubbleLick-ing would be my father-son bonding activity of choice: he blows, I consume. It might be the only game you'll ever play as a parent that actually gets more fun the longer it drags on....

Air Hammock

$49.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Contenders for Song of the Summer 2016: Justin Timberlake's "Can't Stop the Feeling," Drake's "One Dance," The Chainsmokers' "Don't Let Me Down," and Calvin Harris / Rihanna's "This Is What You Came For." Contenders for...

Dream House Portable Glamping Tents

$589 - $709 from Amazon »

You don't want to go glamping. I know that. But she probably does. In fact, the offer of sleeping in a tent roomy enough for 2 Queen beds (or 8 children, enthusiastic procreators!) and a stove with chimney pipe might...

Vincero Collective Watches

$139 - $159 from Vincero Collective »

You know watches, but do you know Vincero? Vincero sees itself as an exceptional, but accessible, timepiece collective hellbent on unbending the cookie cutters that shape so many of today's mass-produced contemporary...

Piper Computer Kit

$299 from Amazon »

I know the Piper looks like a computer kit for kids, but the company swears it would make a sweet gift for your dad too. Or your grandma. Or your Uncle Stu. At its heart, Piper is a teacher of technology available to...

Star Wars Lightsaber Wall Hooks

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

Here's your chance to turn some Jedi-in-training's lightsaber fail into a snazzy storage solution for your home. Hang your bag, your umbrella, and your Chewbacca bathrobe from this pair of Vader and Luke Lightsaber Wall...

Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War

$16.17 from Amazon »

Mary Roach, who the Washington Post calls "America's funniest science writer" has written a series of curious books. Literally. Maybe you remember Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex? Or <a rel="nofollow"...

Darwins Beard Catcher Grooming Cape

$54.99 from Amazon »

No one cares where the beard trimmings go 'til it's time to plunge the sink. Except your wife or girlfriend. And Darwins Beard Catcher....

Avegant Glyph Video Headset

Sold Out from Amazon »

Boldly go where only Geordi La Forge has gone before. Avegant's Glyph is a Kickstarted mobile personal theater that wears like a combo of over-ear headphones and a Star Trek VISOR. Use it to watch movies, play games...

SeaSnug Beach & Sand Socks

$12.99 - $17.99 from Amazon »

A hot, sandy beach. Ahhh, it's so good. And then when you get up to walk into the ocean, it hurts so good. And then when you head over to play some pickup volleyball it...just hurts. Seavenger's SeaSnug Sports Socks block...

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The eve Mattress

Giveaway: The eve Mattress

Imagine waking up after a night of tosses and turns to a box at your front door. A box packed with night after night of pure, sweet ZZZs. Sound kind of alright? Then click here and enter to win years' worth of sound slumbers...

ACME Crates

$150 - $495 from Acme »

I know ACME Crates look like ammo cans filled with manly items of EDC and EDB (Everyday Battle!) but what they really are is...no, wait. That's exactly what they are. ACME Crates are curated collections of tools you might...

BLOCKS Smartwatch

$220 from blocks »

BLOCKS band together to form a fully customizable and forever alterable smartwatch. The collection consists of hardware, sensor, app, and "dummy" (for sizing) modules that snap onto each other, and then connect to a center...

Cyfie Multi-functional Grappling Hook

$29.97 from Amazon »

This multi-functional grappling hook can do a lot more than pincer up money for the coin laundry (though, in the style of the Claw Crane arcade game, it can do that too.) The assembly has a magnetic hook that itself can...

Naked Lady Golf Tees

$2.16 from Amazon »

If you haven't already injected your Summer 2016 with some 1980s-era hilarity courtesy of the Butt Buoys or Floaty Pants, I have good nudes....

Collapsible Folding Utility Wagon

$69.99 - $88.36 from Amazon »

Use this Folding Utility Wagon from MAC Sports to help you and 150 pounds of your gear peace out to the beach, the park, or, ugh, your cousin Ricky's kid's pee-wee soccer game. Now at what age exactly do they learn to...

Armpit Air Conditioners

$36 from Thanko »

They say Summer Is Coming. And not six, 10-episode seasons from now. Like, next week. The Plains, Midwest, and South can expect scorching temperatures, stifling humidity, and lots and lots of armpit sweat....

Shiatsu Foot Massager

$119.99 from Amazon »

Now that I've molted off all their dead skin, it's time to treat my Baby Foot feet to another bodily luxury from Japan: shiatsu massage. This multi-setting machine says it will knead, press, warm, and even sterilize tired...

1990 Rambo Lambo LM 002

$439,888 from Cats Exotics »

Earning every letter of its "Rambo Lambo" nickname, this 1990 Lamborghini is 1 of just 301 LM trucks the Italian brand ever produced. Its LM 002 America Final Edition upgrade status further distinguishes it as 1 of only...

Artis Wall - Removable DIY Wood Accent Walls

$13.95 - $19.45 from Artis Wall »

Just another brick in the wall? Not me. I'm a plank of Artis Wall wood reclaimed from an old barn in Stow, OH. I frame my girlfriend's fireplace and add a warm, rustic accent to her living room....

Date Night Backpack

$119.99 from Amazon »

I'm not saying cheap dates are always the best dates. I'm just saying they're always the best dates when I'm paying for them. Now I'll grant you that this cheap-date-making picnic backpack isn't that cheap itself. But...

Sunmile Electric Meat Grinder

$79.99 from Amazon »

Of the Sunmile Electric Meat Grinder, Amazon's top positive reviewer says, "At this price point it is suited for the weekend gourmand who wants a proper tasting burger." And I think that's about all we need to know....

ZORE X Smart Gun Lock

$95 - $169 from ZORE »

A couple years ago we saw Armatix's attempt to smarten up gun safety with a system that pairs your firearm with a digital watch, allowing the former to shoot only when it is within range of the latter. ZORE has a different...

Atmos Orbit Vaporizer

$69.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Prepare to be blown sucked away! How did vaping get such a bad rap? When did it become the poster child of hipster ignorance and general loserdom? There are way more a-holes who drink alcohol, or watch sports for that...

Neolite Trek 13-Ounce Hammock

$44.99 from Amazon »

I know how that dude got his Neolite Trek hammock to a secluded forest river. The thing weighs only 13 ounces and packs into a stuff sack smaller than my left butt cheek. And I know how he got it strung up between 2 trees...

Cyclotron Spokeless Smart Bicycle

$1,125 - $3,038 from Cyclotron Cycles »

For all the Sam Flynns out there who need more exercise, you'll soon be able to trade in your electric Light Cycles for pedal-powered Cyclotrons on your joyrides and daily commutes. The self-described "Future of Cycling"...

Secret Wood Rings

$90 - $180 from Secret Wood »

Straight from a dream / snow globe / LOTR set to your finger. Secret Wood carves wearable enchantments, a line of rings topped with abstract and magical scenes of nature that look like visions inside rough-cut crystal...

OSO Firm/Soft Combo Mattress

$700 - $1k from OSO »

"Oso" means "bear" in Spanish, which is fitting because the OSO is for all of you baby bears out there who want a mattress that's juuuust right....

Butt-Enhancing Boxer Briefs

$27.90 from Amazon »

Why should ladies get all the fake-out fun? If there are men reading this who want to round out their physique too, I say go for it, dudes. I'll even give you a little pad on the back to show my support....

Amazon Prime Day Deals

Sure, you could sort through the hundreds-of-pages-deep catacombs of Amazon Prime Day in search of the biggest and best deals yourself. But why would you when you have a lackey like me to do it for you? Click below to...

Invidyo AI-Driven Child Monitor

$99 - $199 from Invidyo »

Never miss a smile again. Invidyo takes child monitoring to the next level with artificial intelligence-driven technology that doesn't just give you live visuals and audio of what your Mini Me is up to, it detects and...

LampChamp USB Lamp Socket Charger

$24.99 from Amazon »

I couldn't figure out at first what was drawing me to the LampChamp. Sure, it's a light bulb adapter that adds a USB charging port, plus an On/Off switch, to any lamp you've got. And I also got the scoop that LampChamp...