Functionally Frugal: Top 10 Multi-Tools for $10 or Less

Sunday, July 05, 2015

Samsung Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV

$119,999.99 from Amazon »

105 inches. 4K picture quality. 990 5-star reviews. And a mere 119,999 dollars. And 99 cents. I think Amazon buyer Andrew Kauffman put it best when he said, "When I set out to purchase a TV I swore to myself that wouldn't...

A3 Aluminum Plate Wallet

$26.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

One thing I love is carrying a big, fat wallet stuffed with 18 cards and a wad of singles and a cascading plastic album of 3 x 2 photos of my kids Maxim Hot 100 girls. I love how it tests the limits of my belt and makes...

SPRUCE Men's Styling Cream

$22 from SPRUCE »

There was that deodorant commercial, "Strong enough for a man...but made for a woman." Well this is SPRUCE, and it is not deodorant. Nor is it made for a woman. It's a hair styling product. And it is strong enough for...

Blitzball - Ultimate Backyard Baseball

$11.99 - $19.99 from Blitzball »

What makes Blitzball the ultimate in backyard baseball? I mean, in addition to the allusion to Final Fantasy? Curves and distance, say its creators. Times two. Check out the video and you won't just see Blitzballs fly...

Extendable Pole for GoPro

$27.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Now that you've got the GoPro down, it's time to learn to work the pole. Get good enough and admiring onlookers might even toss you a few singles for your efforts. Take selfies to new, live-action levels with this Extendable...

Giveaway: Edifier Luna Eclipse HD Speakers

Listening is an art. Especially when it comes in a package as sleek and snazzy as Edifier's Luna Eclipse. Click here for your chance to win a set of the sound giant's Luna Eclipse e25HD speakers with optical input. A...

Cape Town Spa House

$1,055 from Cape Town Villas »

Nestled into a mountainside about 10 miles south of Cape Town, South Africa, Hout Bay's extravagant Spa House sits overlooking the calming waters of the village's surrounding bay and harbor. Its panoramic spans of windows...

EverBlock Life-Size Building Blocks

$3.95 - $7.25 from EverBlock »

Possibilities for building with the LEGO-like EverBlock line of life-size, completely modular and snap-together tiles stretch as high as you can stack the blocks. While standing on your tiptoes a ladder a roof the top...

Innori 15000mAh Battery Pack

$29.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Charge your phone or tablet to the tune of 15000mAh, with a bass line of 50% off with this Dude Exclusives deal....

Samuel Adams Onesie

$95 from Shinesty »

I like the onesie, but if I have to make that bro face while wearing it, I'm out, Sam Adams. Also not really down with the full-frontal-zip look. Not only because of the whole suffocation thing, but also because it makes...

Cutaway Practice Padlock & Lock Pick Set

$29.99 from Amazon »

You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your lock. At least not until you've had proper training from Ehdching's cutaway practice padlock and lock pick set. This complete DIY package includes a transparent cutaway...

KRUPS Egg Cooker

$30.26 from Amazon »

Nothing sucks more than spending 15 precious minutes hardboiling an egg only to crack it open and find a puckered rubbery white and grisly-green-sheathed yolk. It's not that it's hard to make a perfectly cooked egg. It's...

1967 Ford Shelby Mustang GT500

$133,203 from Bonhams »

This 1967 Ford Shelby Mustang GT500 Fastback Coupe has a pretty specific rarity: it is one of only 11 Shelby American "Engineering" company cars produced in 1967. If you're a real muscle car guy, those stats might be...

Old-Fashioned Electric/Manual Ice Cream Maker

$81.35 - $105.88 from Amazon »

What's nice about this old-fashioned pine bucket ice cream maker is that it has both a 3500 rpm high torque motor that you can use to make the ice cream and a hand crank that you can tell everyone you used to make the...

Exo Cricket Flour Protein Bars

I've eaten crickets a few times. They were whole too, not dried and made into flour like the ones in these supercharged Exo protein bars. The first time I was taking a nap on the lounger in my backyard and I guess my...

Tiny Hands

$8.19 from Amazon »

Prosthetic hands are pretty popular. These days, even amongst people who aren't missing their own. And here to complete the irregularly-sized-hand gag triumvirate, previously consisting of Man Hands and Finger Hands...

Playbulb Garden Solar LED Lights

$88.59 from Amazon »

Converting your backyard into a nightclub has never been easier or more eco-friendly. MIPOW's Playbulb Garden, a new addition to the company's Playbulb series, is an app-controlled, solar-powered LED led that spikes into...

Solid Silver Anus

$785 from Firebox.com »

Clearly, someone has figured out that the only better gift for your loved ones than an anus made of chocolate they can eat is an anus made of 55 grams of solid silver they can proudly display on their mantel, or perhaps...

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SlapSee Slap Bracelet Sunglasses

$27 from SlapSee »

Ahhh, they even come in hot pink. This summer's ultimate nod to the 90s is brought to you by SlapSee Sunnies, a--dare I say ingenious?--creation out of Wellington, New Zealand. The glasses are designed with arms similar...

Dog Pool Float & Lounger

$69.50 - $129.50 from Frontgate »

Now that I've given you the rundown of your own best bets for summer water toys, I figured I'd throw a bone to Fido over there so he won't feel left out. But first I need a few minutes to find the tequila and toast myself...

Italia Artisan Pizza Oven

$289.99 from Amazon »

It's pricier than a KettlePizza wood-fired pie from your Weber kit, but if for some reason you're not into mixing your grills with your ovens, Camp Chef's Italia Artisan Pizza Oven is still a reasonably affordable and...

Flirc USB Universal Remote Control Receiver

$17.49 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Here's a handy dongle for anyone hopelessly devoted to his remote control. The Flirc USB receiver pairs with old RCs and then plugs into any USB port to grant users complete home theater PC and media center control using...

Party Shark Costume

$179 from Amazon »

Blood-thirsty and beer-logged, that's the battle cry of any man donning this Party Shark costume. But take note: rule #1 of transforming into a squishy upright Jaws is you have to cap off the vicious predator look with...

Watch-Mounted Flashlight

$16 from Gearward »

I think 2 key characteristics of EDC items are: 1) Ultra-portable; and 2) Won't make me look like a douche. So when it comes to consistent access to a light, headlamps and EL wire hoodies are pretty much out. But a micro...

Gemmy Airblown 12' Movie Screen

$208.62 from Amazon »

Grabbing a blanket, a pile of sandwiches, a water bottle of contraband booze, and a coupla tickets to an outdoor movie is always a fun summer activity. Unless they're showing Dirty Dancing, which they invariably always...

Keyport Custom Keychain & Multi-Tool

$39.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Keyport Slide masters the art of consolidation. Consolidation. I like that word. It conjures images of culling junk, making things tidier, increasing manageability and pleasantness. Even when the times my former bosses...

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GoSun Sport Solar Stove

Giveaway: GoSun Sport Solar Stove

By: GoSun »

Forget the stovetop, campfire, and dragon's breath. This summer all the cool kids are cooking their pork & beans in evacuated glass tubes captained by the sun. Click here for your chance to join them when you enter to...

Silver Army Men

$195 - $235 from Silver Army Men »

The army men you played with as a kid? It's now even more justifiable to continue dinking around with them as an adult thanks to Silver Army Men, a collection of, yep, your favorite fearless action figures rendered in...

Villa Vals

$1,061 - $4,300 from Villa Vals »

Dug out of a mountainside rising over 4,000 feet high, Villa Vals sits at the end of a pristine valley in the Swiss Alps village of Vals. From its massive glass facade, the architectural masterpiece tunnels inward over...

Striiv Fusion Smartwatch & Fitness Tracker

$59.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Striiv Fusion combines the capabilities of an activity tracker with the touchscreen and functionality of a smartwatch. While it's not the most beauteous of timepiece designs, at least the wristband is minimalist in...

Holus Interactive Holographic Display

$450 - $530 from H+ Technology »

Holus shows you your board game. Your model. Your mama. In a form condensed to the size of your tabletop, enhanced to 3 dimensions, and manipulated by the powers of technology and Grayskull into a holographic image. Holus...

Sirius the White Knight Hoodie

$299 from Etsy »

Medieval knight hoodies aren't new, but when I saw this white version, coined Sirius, The White Knight, I knew it would be the perfect addition to my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power's and my bedroom activities....

Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People

$8.88 from Amazon »

Call it a nightcap. Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People traces the after-hour activities of a bear, a few otters, a wort hog, and a hops wildebeest--you know, a brewery's typical staff--as they demonstrate how to...

Yantouch Diamond Bluetooth Speaker

I've been looking for a speaker than can bump & grind as well as I do. The Yantouch Diamond, a 3-in-1 alarm, color-changing light, and Bluetooth speaker, raves in up to 16,000,000 LED colors, syncing spectrally with your...

The Two Fisted Drinker

$19.99 from Two Fisted Drinker »

One way to be a patriot (official) is to wear red, white & blue. And one way to be a Super Patriot (unofficial) is to wear red, white & blue while blowing shit up and getting completely trashed on the 4th of July. I've...

HumidiBreeze Portable Misting System

$116.27 from Amazon »

Second only to a harem of Brazilian supermodels fanning me with giant leaves and rubbing ice cubes all over my chest: the HumidiBreeze Portable Misting System. This tabletop-sized outdoor fan blows a light, cooling spray...

Striker Spy HD-Camera Drone

$69.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Your ticket to the open skies, or at least a bird's eye view of them, is going for 58% off for a limited time thanks to this Dude Exclusives deal on the Striker Spy Drone. The flying RC copter is encased in a sturdy plastic...

Floating Record Vertical Turntable

$349 from Gramovox »

Whether you pride yourself on your extensive vinyl collection, have a particularly snazzy record you want to show off, or just think a vertical turntable would look sweet in your media room, Gramovox's Floating Record...

Odin Modular Puzzle Dog Toy

$23 from Up Dog Toys »

We have geometric rubber dog toys and we have dog toys that dole out treats to clever pooches who solve their puzzle. What Up Dog Toys feels we've been missing are dog toys that sport a modern design. You know, that won't...

Homemade Butter Mini Churn

$11.58 from Amazon »

Back to the roots, farm to table, quality ingredients, knowing what you're shoving down your piehole. What was the norm for our grandparents, and the waste of time what with this microwave and these golden arches around...

Cannabis Killer Candle - Weed Odor Remover

$16.99 from Amazon »

While weed itself has been pretty well documented to be more of a health booster than a killer, I can't say as much for its aroma. Not always the ideal scent in which to douse your house, particularly when it lingers...

White Hat Hacker & Penetration Tester Course

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

In this 25-lecture strong prep course you'll learn to think like a hacker, honing the skills and mastering the tricks of the Internet's most devious and destructive villains. And then you'll trade your newfound knowledge...

Triple Beverage Dispenser Backpack

$27.38 from Amazon »

Oh, yeah, butt munch? There's a party in your pants and everybody's coming? Well there's a party on my back and...and...everybody's getting free refills of beer and margaritas while I carry this hot ass beverage dispenser...

Klymit Ultralight LiteWater Dinghy

$179.95 from Amazon »

One thing that does not fit on my back is a Thule roof rack. But thanks to Klymit's LiteWater Dinghy, I can still paddle around remote alpine lakes and rivers that are inaccessible by vehicle and too far away to hike-lug...

StarTech Hard Drive Duplicator & Eraser

$257.48 from Amazon »

Clone data or eradicate it from the earth forever. Ironically, StarTech's hard drive duplicator and eraser can do either. Or maybe not so ironically, since both are techniques commonly employed by spies and evildoers...

Wolverine Light

$110 from HingSan »

An "X" lighting base finished in black and silver and fitted with a full, removable, and--ohhh yeahhh--wearable set of metallic claws. The Wolverine Collectible Light from Taiwan product design group HingSan is selling...

VOXOA Water-Resistant Bluetooth Earbuds

$64.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Take 50% off this set of VOXOA Earbuds and take the premium stereo transmitters with you on a run, ride, or gentle stroll through Southern Florida in August. While they might not survive a dunk tank or Nickelodeon-style...

Shane Diego Leather Vape Holsters

$40 - $50 from Shane Diego »

Over the weekend, the City of Seattle put the smack down. Signs posted around a massive outdoor Summer Solstice parade and festival read: "No Smoking or Vaping!" We're now being told via official signage where we can...

Cherokey 4WD Basic Arduino Robotics Kit

$94.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Cherokey 4WD is a versatile mobile platform compatible with most microcontrollers that serves as the control center for a robotic vehicle. In other words: Vrrrooommm! The Arduino kit is a basic DIY-er for makers looking...

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oneTeslaTS Musical Tesla Coil Kit

Giveaway: oneTeslaTS Musical Tesla Coil Kit

If Nikola Tesla and Jimi Hendrix had a love child...or, like, collaborated on a project...the oneTeslaTS is what it would look and sound like. Click here and enter to win your own oneTeslaTS kit, the keys to building...

Adler Thermae Spa & Resort

$280 - $1,734 from Adler Thermae »

Italy. Tuscany. Siena. Luxury hotel. Rejuvenating spa. Salt water grotto. It just keeps getting better. A gem amidst north central Italy's Tuscan hills, the Hotel Adler Thermae Spa & Resort is a premier destination for...

CUR Smart Band-Aid for Pain Relief

$249 from CUR »

Your watch, your light bulbs, even your fork is smart now, so why not your band-aid? Especially when CUR (pronounced "cure" like a remedy, not "cur" like a mongrel dog) isn't smart because it simply makes your life more...

Nanoform Sapphire Eternal Storage Disk

$284 - $632 from Fahrenheit 2451 »

Sapphire isn't just a name Fahrenheit 2451 gave their Nanoform storage disk because they thought it looked dreamy photographed against that shade of blue background. Rather, the Nanoform disk itself is made from 2 thin...

Il Nido Nest for Humans

Milan firm DesignLibero has gone in the same direction as O*GE Creative Group, but developed a less literal interpretation of a bird's nest for humans with their Il Nido. Italian for "nest" Il Nido is a piece of microarchitecture...

Venn Diagram Serving Platter

They say you can use a Venn diagram to solve logic and reasoning puzzles, such as: Half of all Clinks are Clunks, half of all Rattles are Bangs, and half of all Rattles are Clunks. Considering the limited information...

Cup Holder Power Inverter with USB Port

$25.24 from Amazon »

Car cup holder space may be precious, but I can think of at least 3 times I would have gladly traded my 20-ounce quad Caramocha for a phone that didn't die in the middle of navigating me the hell out of downtown Portland....

Nimble RFID-Blocking Wallet

$19.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Your Dude Exclusives deal of today: 33% off The Nimble, a slim, RFID-blocking wallet from August Brand. In addition to keeping the bulge out of your pocket and your personal information safe from skimming, the Nimble...

Floating Mattress

$79.99 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of waterbed I'm talkin' about. A Giant. Floating. Mattress. The SunSoft fabric cover is designed to stay cool and the lounger's bean bag feel to achieve the pinnacle of comfort as you get your tan...

Model 01 Typist's Keyboard

$299 from Keyboardio »

I know the Model 01 is a "typist's keyboard" because some enthusiastic whippersnapper used it to type an F'in fat wad of text explaining the sculpted hardwood butterfly's design elements and functionality on maker Keyboardio's...

evrgrn Crash Sack

$119 from REI »

REI gets into the wearable sleeping bag business with their new vowel-hating product line, evrgrn. The versatile evergrn Crash Sack combines the full body warmth and comfort of a standard sleep sleeve with the full body...

Rubberbanditz Gym in a Bag

The mere 1.5 pounds of bands, grips, and carabiners in Rubberbanditz's gym in a bag can produce 200 different exercises and provide between 5 and 250 pounds of resistance. Aren't creativity and physics great? Fitness...

Happier Camper HC1

$15,950 from Happier Camper »

While the HC1's $15K base price doesn't make me a Happier Camper, if my mama, or my sugar mama, were to purchase one on my behalf I would very happily camp around our country's best national parks and nude beaches all...

Pub-Nub Bike-Mounted Bottle Opener

$23.49 from Firebox.com »

Most people I've seen riding bikes shouldn't even be allowed to do it hanging on tight and sober, much less fiddling with a bottle and opener on their handlebar and drunk. Nonetheless, this Pub-Nub bike-mounted bottle...

The Geeky Chef Cookbook

$15.13 from Amazon »

Cassandra Reeder isn't just so geeky that she geeks out cooking dishes inspired by Star Wars, Legend of Zelda, and Doctor Who in her free time, she's so geeky that she started a blog about it, and has now released an...

Hatchie Back Seat Rifle Sling

$25.99 from Amazon »

While there will be a lot more dinners to be had from your rod and reel than your rifle over the next few months, I never ignore the Scout's Motto: Always be prepared. Hatchie's back seat gun sling comes in two pieces...

Dinner in the Sky

It's not quite a mile high, and the activity doesn't offer quite the same line of pleasure, but adventuresome foodies can still enjoy panoramic views and an orgasmic culinary experience dangling a hundred feet in the...

Sole Fixie & Cruiser Bikes

$279 - $399 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Venice Beach's Sole (So-lay) Bicycle Company makes flip-flop fixies and cruisers they hope you'll find as high-performing as they are eye-catching and affordable. The Sole Single Speed line of bikes, available in 5 different...

GOBAG Vacuum Compressible Carry-On

$164 - $203 from GOBAG »

You could just get some of those Ziploc vacuum travel bags to pair with the Hoover in sucking out all the air from your clothes, but GOBAG would like to make a case for pledging your support to their carry-on duffel and...

9-in-1 Hand Crank Multi-Tool

$31.99 from Amazon »

Put the results of all that gyroscopic training you've been doing to good use with Ivation's 9-in-1 Dynamo, a home and auto safety multi-tool that hand cranks out radio, light, siren, and device charging power, plus serves...

Decibullz Custom Molded Earphones

$44.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Did you ever play a sport that required buying a mouthguard from the Sports Authority, dropping it in boiling water, and then sticking it between your teeth and biting down to mold it to your precise oral cavity configuration?...

Dragon Ball T-Shirts & Rashguards

$35 - $45 from Justsaiyan »

Lookin' for Dragon Balls? Look the part with Justsaiyan's DBZ T-shirts and SkinZ. The fitted tees and water-ready rashguards are covered from neckline to waistline in pure, unbridled, anime-tastic DBZ art. Go hero or...

Braided 10' MFi-Certified Lightning Cable

$19.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

This durable braided cable for charging all lightning-compatible devices is 10' long. That's great news for the 80% of my city's population that plug their phones into random dusty corner outlets in bars and restaurants...

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Ebeniste Bentwood Ring

Giveaway: Ebeniste Bentwood Ring

Ash. Cherry. Walnut. Bubinga. Guitar strings. Meteorites. Diamonds. Abalone. Here's your chance to wrap one of these fine woods and custom inlays around your finger. Click here and enter to win your choice of Bentwood...

DIY Modular Lightsabers

$150 - $350 from Saber Forge »

You've seen Saber Forge's custom made lightsabers around here before. But now the company is taking to Kickstarter to give you the opportunity to do the custom making yourself. Their Adaptive Saber Parts (ASP) are an...

Duluth Bushcrafter Pack

$415 from Amazon »

Going Bushcrafter is pricey. Is it worth it? Someone who can get past the pricey part (i.e., someone other than myself) will have to provide the full report on Duluth's Bushcrafter Pack, but in the interim, I can tell...

The Big Bobber Floating Cooler

$33.95 from Amazon »

You may not get a bite, but you'll always have a drink. The Big Bobber Floating Cooler holds 12 cans of beer with ice and makes a slow day of float fishing in a redneck's bass boat a helluva lot more enjoyable. The lightweight...

Narwhal BBQ Skewer Set

$34.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

While the narwhal is finally growing in popularity, I can't understand why it's always been eclipsed by the stupid unicorn. From little girls' imaginary friends to disturbing Halloween (or wedding!) masks to unicorn poop...

Beast Armor Grilling Gloves

$22.97 from Amazon »

Iron Man hands become Aramid Fabric hands for grilling season. Beast Armor gloves have recruited this tough, heat-resistant synthetic fabric typically used in aerospace and military applications for your own personal...

Self-Balancing Butter Knife

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. This is the Weeble of butter knives. A dynamo at the dinner table, the knife self-balances on one end when not in use so you don't have to lay its jam/butter/mustard-covered other...

Bell Rogue Helmet

$249.95 from Amazon »

They say Bell's Rogue motorcycle helmet looks kind of like a cross between Darth Vader and Mad Max. And even if you disagree, you can make the comparison true with a paint job and a few mods to the helmet's smooth, surface-rich...

Triple Divided Skillet

$34.99 - $54.99 from Amazon »

I understand the benefit of using a Triple Divided Skillet in theory, and maybe even under certain circumstances, such as preventing eggplant from touching anything I might consider eating. But definitely not in the way...

John Neeman Hunting Knives

$340 - $780 from John Neeman »

I always hear that ladies like Latin lovers, but after a quick perusal of the sexy, hand-finessed artistry comprising the John Neeman knife gallery I'll bet the outdoorsy girls out there are going to be on the lookout...

Defending Your Castle

$13.33 from Amazon »

While author William Gurstelle might use the word "castle" figuratively in his how-to book's title, he definitely means us to take the "defending" part at face value. The manual's full title is Defending Your Castle:...

BCB Crusader Cooking System

$50.45 from Amazon »

BCB Adventure's Crusader Cooking System is military- and NATO-approved. So the next time you're making Ramen on a backpacking trip, you can rest assured that the military and NATO are cool with it. Really though, this...

Batman Gotham City Map Print

$34.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

One good thing about this Gotham City print is that anyone who knows a lot about Batman will recognize it as a modern and minimalist take on the Dark Knight's dark city, but anyone who doesn't know a lot about Batman...

Outland Multi-Mission Axes

$465 - $495 from Outland Equipment »

Outland Equipment has a new pair of dynamos for the axe wielders out there. Their Multi-Mission Axes equip outdoorsmen with full tang S7 steel bodies and end implements designed in accordance with the company's credo:...

World's Biggest Backyard Water Slide

$149 from Amazon »

I remember going to this water slide park called Wet Willy's when I was a kid. They had runs way longer than the Wahii's slide's measly 75'. I bet they were way faster too. But one time on our way home from Wet Willy's...

La Caja China #2 Roasting Box

$449.99 from Amazon »

La Caja China isn't new, but seeing it again as we enter grilling season reminds me how nice it would be if my mama got one for our back yard--and kept it stocked--so I could roll out of bed each morning and tear off...

Snake Eyes Yard Dice

$54.99 from Amazon »

Well, they're not polyhedral so these oversized dice probably won't add much to your roleplaying game night, but when the next big backyard Bunco fest or yooge Yahtzee extravaganza rolls around, the giant rollers will...

goTenna Off-Grid Signal Generator

$149.99 from goTenna »

To keep it short, I guess you could say goTennas turn smartphones into really powerful walkie-talkies. Except more like walkie-texties. The self-contained signal generators require no cell towers, WiFi connectivity, or...

Airwheel Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

$398.17 from Amazon »

Similar to the Hovertrax, but taking Team Circle over Team Straight Line, the Airwheel is a self-balancing scooter that rides like a unicycle with a motor. And no seat. And without the sidekick bear in a tutu....

Nikon COOLPIX P530 Digital Camera

$269.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Snapshots of summer come courtesy of a COOL wide-angle to telephoto zoom, COOL flashless low-light performance, your choice of COOL manual or automatic exposure, and a COOL 39% discount. Get the Nikon COOLPIX P530 digital...

Spyderco Dog Tag Folding Knife

$73.75 from Amazon »

If you already have a Bug in your Spyderco knife collection, consider a Dog for your next addition to the menagerie. The Spyderco Dog Tag Folder stems from one of knife maker Serge Panchenko's designs. It looks and hangs...

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EverBlock Life-Size Building Blocks

Giveaway: EverBlock Life-Size Building Blocks

Why let the minifigs have all the fun? Build your own modular walls, furniture, and decor with EverBlock life-size building blocks. Click here and enter to win a set of 50 Full and 8 Half EverBlocks in the colors of your...

KeySmart 2.0 & Expansion Pack

$16.99 from KeySmart »

Is your keychain an honor student? Mine is. The KeySmart is a Swiss Army tool that will grant you access to Warren Buffett's safe deposit box, Chuck Norris' weapons stash, and Angelina Jolie's sex toy box. I mean, if...

Rose-Scented Fart Pills

Sold Out from Amazon »

One time me and my friend Cornelius were having a philosophical discussion about farts. It went something like this: would you rather continue to anonymously fart farts that smell like something crawled up your butt and...